FUNNY STUFF......

So I had to share this one with ya'll. My mother called me at work yesterday, I could hear the concern in her voice.
"Joey I think your father has gone off the deep end" "what do you mean" I asked, "I'm looking out the kitchen window, its raining cats and dogs and you father is sitting in his kayak wetsuit, paddle jacket, pfd and all", "weird, don't worry Ma, he's probably just excited for rockfish or salmon opener, probably just dialing in the rigging on his boat", "No Joey, he's got a squeaky toy tied to his line and he's catching the dogs." I thought to myself "why didn't I think of that, my pitbull probably fights like a big albacore.", "Thats not crazy mom, that's genius!", "NO JOEY, he's got his gaff too", "OHH thats not good", "what do I do", "Call the dogs inside or go pretend to be DFG and make sure the yorkie is legal length", "shit, keep the dogs away, I'll get him up to the delta next weekend for some stripers", "alright, Love ya hun" , "mkay love ya ma"   

 

So I had to share this one with ya'll. My mother called me at work yesterday, I could hear the concern in her voice.
"Joey I think your father has gone off the deep end" "what do you mean" I asked, "I'm looking out the kitchen window, its raining cats and dogs and you father is sitting in his kayak wetsuit, paddle jacket, pfd and all", "weird, don't worry Ma, he's probably just excited for rockfish or salmon opener, probably just dialing in the rigging on his boat", "No Joey, he's got a squeaky toy tied to his line and he's catching the dogs." I thought to myself "why didn't I think of that, my pitbull probably fights like a big albacore.", "Thats not crazy mom, that's genius!", "NO JOEY, he's got his gaff too", "OHH thats not good", "what do I do", "Call the dogs inside or go pretend to be DFG and make sure the yorkie is legal length", "shit, keep the dogs away, I'll get him up to the delta next weekend for some stripers", "alright, Love ya hun" , "mkay love ya ma"     

:smt044oh man, that just made my morning

 

 

Awesome

Gotta love Bill's spirit.

 

So last night I went to one of Kirk Monkeyface's gigs. His band rocks.

Met a new girl fresh in from NYC. She's going to culinary school here. We strike up a conversation about sustainable fishing.

I offer to take her to catch Monkeyface eel. Her response was "sure, id love you to show me how to poke pole"

Couldnt help myself. I blame it on the Bushmills. My reply was "great, lets get out of here. Your place or mine."

End of conversation. I guess a South African accent and shark story only go so far.

You know my motto: light tackel, barbless hooks, catch and release.

Dude, that was my sister.

 

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