FUNNY STUFF......

Quote of the day:

"Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven."

-FF

Really sick

Gotta try this have Video camera ready coat white bread with peanut butter put the whole thing in your dogs mouth at once peanut butter side up . Instant Cujo

couple of funny pics

one more

Quote Of The Day:

"They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the f*** women are actually trying to say."

-FF

sniper K-9, spotter.

How come everyone driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone driving slower is an idiot?

Stoggie

 

OMG Usagi that was classic!!

-FF

How come everyone driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone driving slower is an idiot?

Stoggie

Cause your old??? 

How come everyone driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone driving slower is an idiot?

Stoggie

Cause your old??? 

 

Low blow there Al.

-FF

LOL, I thought it was just a spoof!  But it's a real show!!!!!!  http://www.etropolis.com/fishmasters/fishtop.htm

How come everyone driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone driving slower is an idiot?

Stoggie

Cause your old??? 

Al........
I thought we were friends...

I deserved that after the smart ass remark about your power worm...

Stoggie

a SPOOF???
Dude...that was my FAVORITE show for years! It aired at 1am on Sat nights after SNL on KSBW, the local NBC). I still have my Fishmasters t-shirt! And VHS tapes of the episodes; it ran for like 3 seasons. The Fishmaster and the Idiot were Carl Edge and Kevin Graves. Straight out of San Luis Obispo. I am SOOOO stoked you posted that clip Pete!!!!!

 
Subject: flu of another kind

The next pandemic
I  went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.
I awoke this  morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like  symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
From the results  of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for  what experts are now calling Wine Flu.
This  debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.
Reports are  flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with  Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of  a lie down.
However, should  your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take  some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has  been  proven to help combat this unusual type of flu).   Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in  some cases.  If not, then further application of the original  liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown  to do the trick.
Wine Flu does not  need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated  within a 24-48 hour period.
NOTE
If you find you  are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu.   This is particularly common in men and can quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling.