FUNNY STUFF......

Just wanted to introduce myself.  Hi!


Guess who???

I give up....who?

-FF

Maybe Allen's wife?      The question is, which Allen?

Michael

Oh My...

 Worlds Colliding.....


 (Sienfeld Reference).....

The question is, which Allen?

How many Allen's have a Patrick??

turn up your volume!!! 

This is hilarious! Read the testimonial by "M.Vick"

http://puppyprofits.com/

I know how much Mooch loves look alikes heres a few

Dumb but a few funnies

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
    He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

 

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

 

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

 

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

 

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

 

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

 

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

 

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

 

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

 

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
     When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

 

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

 

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

 

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

 

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

 

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

In lieu of today's economic situation I thought I'd pass this along for a little smile.

 
LIQUID ASSETS
 
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

Van Damme State Park had a bear in the woods during the Summer. It was a shy creature and didn't bother anyone.  Still, it's best to be aware of bears.

We had Cougar warning signs but no bear warning signs. Looks like we should take an example from British Columbia Parks:

 

In lieu of today's economic situation I thought I'd pass this along for a little smile.

 
LIQUID ASSETS
 
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

This is some math I can relate too.....

Joel do you want one of these ? I'm Paying
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Some of you toad hunters might recognize this species...I'll refrain from the obvious "licking the toad" joke. 

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