FUNNY STUFF......

to funny must check this out

Boy, You better quit smoking that stuff!!!!!!!!!

Found this on Sacramento Craigs list 6/21/08:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/for/721950781.html

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-06-16, 1:19PM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
   
   

What where you looking for Al

WWWOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!   Way to funny.       Post of the year?

Michael

What where you looking for Al

Well..uh...hmmm. I was looking for an upgrade???
Didn't find it here.

Sign at Fisherman's Wharf I guess in the City this is a good thing

top ten resons a gun is better than a woman




#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when

you're on the road.



# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably

let you try it out a few times .



# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..



# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.



# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'



# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

This one is a little old but just a classic.

Ahhahahahaha!!!  Thanks Z, I needed a shot of Triumph this morning!    His interview outside the Michael Jackson compound is a great one too, for those who haven't seen it.

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hangout with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.  God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of women?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion



2. It chatters constantly at high speeds



3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much



4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust



5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!"



"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

ha

Gives new meaning to the term "Live Bait."




For those of you who just can't keep the WAF reserves up... make sure to buy an Ugly Stick!

If only it worked as a reel as well...

Pelican eats pigeon.

I thought you should know.