Over limit halibut - youtubers strike again

Not a single thumbs down though which has perplexed me.

YouTube stopped showing thumbs down counts.

Not a single thumbs down though which has perplexed me.

YouTube stopped showing thumbs down counts.

See, even a geek like me can be that dumb! 

I found this

I found this

I particularly like how that one does not reflect poorly on kayak fishers

And damnit, looks like he's Korean.  Just want to make it clear that the Koreans do not claim him.     

A NCKA racial draft ala classic Dave Chapelle seems like a terrible idea.  I'm in.

He may be hapa.  On behalf of the white delegation, we do not claim him either.  He's a free agent now if any other delegation is interested.

On behalf of the Chicano Delegation, we will take him…..but it will be an exchange for every one of ours that refers to themself as LatinX.

Since I can’t think of anything much whiter than LatinX and we would have burned a draft pick on them anyway,

On behalf of the white delegation, you e got yourself a goddamned deal.

Sorry, just looking for a laugh or two 


I'm going to toss out something personal here, for what it's worth i'm not sure what my point is actually, but sharing it anyway.

First year I that I went kayak fishing on the ocean, I joined some folks for a hookup in Big Sur.  I thought I knew my regulations, went out fishing (forget where, not LK though) and had an OK time out there but only caught three fish, like a black, blue and verm, nothing huge, but I was supper happy.  I headed back in with the group and we landed and were on the beach breaking down gear and this rubber boat we saw launch earlier had just come in and landed next to us.  Could see they had a PILE of very pretty fish in their cooler.  One of them said they thought they had an extra one or two and offered them to me.  I didn't see anything wrong with accepting one from them and took a fish and put it on my game clip.  Soon as I did that I stood back up and there was a DFG warden standing right next to me and said 'Did you know Canary's are no take, that's an illegal fish?"  I was in shock, he took the fish and wrote me a ticket on the spot.  I didn't say anything about getting it from those other guys while he was writing it, as I had learned in my youth to never say anything to an officer if they are already writing you a ticket.  I then waited until they had dealt with the boaters and then approached the officer and told him the situation how I got the fish from them.  That apparently changed things for them as the officer now said they were over limit and that's a worse offense, and asked if I would take a statement to it, which I did.  I still got the ticket, over 400$, owning up to it didn't change a thing.  Definitely never made another mistake like that again.  But I started out thinking I knew the rules, as I had done my best to study them.

Sorry, just looking for a laugh or two 


I'm going to toss out something personal here, for what it's worth i'm not sure what my point is actually, but sharing it anyway.

First year I that I went kayak fishing on the ocean, I joined some folks for a hookup in Big Sur.  I thought I knew my regulations, went out fishing (forget where, not LK though) and had an OK time out there but only caught three fish, like a black, blue and verm, nothing huge, but I was supper happy.  I headed back in with the group and we landed and were on the beach breaking down gear and this rubber boat we saw launch earlier had just come in and landed next to us.  Could see they had a PILE of very pretty fish in their cooler.  One of them said they thought they had an extra one or two and offered them to me.  I didn't see anything wrong with accepting one from them and took a fish and put it on my game clip.  Soon as I did that I stood back up and there was a DFG warden standing right next to me and said 'Did you know Canary's are no take, that's an illegal fish?"  I was in shock, he took the fish and wrote me a ticket on the spot.  I didn't say anything about getting it from those other guys while he was writing it, as I had learned in my youth to never say anything to an officer if they are already writing you a ticket.  I then waited until they had dealt with the boaters and then approached the officer and told him the situation how I got the fish from them.  That apparently changed things for them as the officer now said they were over limit and that's a worse offense, and asked if I would take a statement to it, which I did.  I still got the ticket, over 400$, owning up to it didn't change a thing.  Definitely never made another mistake like that again.  But I started out thinking I knew the rules, as I had done my best to study them.

Well, knowing this information about your ticket, the Asian delegation will take you.   

Well, knowing this information about your ticket, the Asian delegation will take you.   

Does this mean Wu Tang is still up for grabs? cause I'm about to diversify these bonds

WU TANG WWWWW

Yeehaaa!!!!

Well, knowing this information about your ticket, the Asian delegation will take you.   

Does this mean Wu Tang is still up for grabs? cause I'm about to diversify these bonds

WU TANG WWWWW

Very controversial subject…..the custody battle following the racial draft has been pretty nasty.  Everyone knows that they were officially signed by the Asian delegation but previous agreements, as negotiated by Ol Dirty Bastard, aka Dirt McGirt, aka Russel Jones, has the Wu officially committed to The Children.  Sources close to the group say that he was mentally unfit to negotiate the terms.  The group points toward incidents like his escape from jail, only to be re-arrested later….on stage….while performing in a rap show.  That, or, him rushing the Grammys in protest of Puff Daddy receding the rap album of the year award…..when the whole world knows it should have been the Wu for the Wu Tang Forever double album.  Others that  witnessed that event, myself included, think it was evidence that he was thinking clearly as it was an injustice to the group and hip hop in general…..and the truest words spoken that night. 

Not sure how it’s gonna unfold but safe to say, they ain’t up for grabs. 

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Well, accidentally... Accidentally I accidentally made and accident, apparently honestly.

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Holy hell.  Is convinced he is the victim in all of this.

Does anybody want to tell him that California is a 2 party consent state and he can’t just record a telephone conversation like that without the other party’s consent?

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Just more dramatic titles to get views.  I'll save you guys the trouble, the highlight of the video is transcribed below.   

Warden: Fish & Game, Sean.
Dumbass: Hi Sean, is there anybody that I can talk to?
Warden: Umm, I think you're talking to me.
Dumbass: I'd like to report myself for being a dipshit.

Holy hell.  Is convinced he is the victim in all of this.

Does anybody want to tell him that California is a 2 party consent state and he can’t just record a telephone conversation like that without the other party’s consent?

What a dumb question