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MANBEARPIG

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December 20, 2011, 10:49:57 PM #645
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." -Thomas Edison

mickfish

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December 24, 2011, 03:57:15 PM #646
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Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

A Steelhead always knows where he is going, but a Man seldom does.

Taurus987

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December 27, 2011, 10:55:06 AM #647
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mooch

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December 28, 2011, 06:20:44 PM #648
The new Recycle Personal Floation device......
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January 09, 2012, 06:17:06 PM #649
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January 11, 2012, 10:31:07 PM #650
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January 12, 2012, 01:10:41 AM #651
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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obkook

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January 12, 2012, 11:08:58 AM #652
A guy walks up to a cop and says, "Officer, you have to help me, my car was stolen!"
Cop says, "Where was it last?"
Guys says, "right here at the end of this key."
Cop says, "OK, go down to the precint house and report it and they'll give you the proper paperwork to fill out."

"Oh, and buddy - better zip up your fly first."

Guy looks down and says, "Oh man! They got my girl too!"

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Just a walleye fisherman from MN tryin' ta get salty!

mickfish

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January 13, 2012, 04:55:25 AM #653
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Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

A Steelhead always knows where he is going, but a Man seldom does.

mrswldrnshnter

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January 20, 2012, 07:57:02 PM #654
Too funny   
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January 23, 2012, 11:21:40 PM #655
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sharky

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January 31, 2012, 12:34:54 PM #656
Toilet humor
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Anacapabob

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February 06, 2012, 08:02:35 PM #657
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I am sending you out as sheep among wolves.
Be as wary as serpents and gentle as doves.

Weimarian

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February 07, 2012, 04:50:55 PM #658
Quote from: Anacapabob on February 06, 2012, 08:02:35 PM

OMG so horrible! Thank goodness we don't have them here!!! (but funny as hell to watch)
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my new name should be Ostridge. Got my head in the sand. Going fishing and letting go of the other stuff I can't control anyway!

pao

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February 07, 2012, 06:24:35 PM #659
Toyota Prius conversion by Campinn

Radical!

http://www.autocarmagz.com/toyota-prius-conversion-by-campinn/

(Click on pictures to see more)

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