FUNNY STUFF......

Sound On ?   http://www.youtube.com/14oct2011/?x=2

WOW! Back to looking at Hope I guess.

15 most viewed autocorrect fails

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-top-15-most-popular-dyac-texts-of-all-time/

 
I just wasted an Hour on that damn site I finally had to get off the computer and now three customers are still at it laughing so hard I think they might injure themselves... Sooooo funny I can't breath

That was some freaking funny stuff!

I loved the 2nd remake with kurt russle,

this one is going to be great

        A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

        After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

        The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

        "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

        "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

        The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

        The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

        The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

        The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

        The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

        The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

        If you're smiling, you must pass it on, give someone else a smile too!

The book  "Understanding Women"
has finally arrived in book  stores:

Ed Lee is 2 Legit 2 Quit:

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http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/22

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For Joel 

Don't mess with a guy on a buffalo.......Words to live by.

Redneck Sprinkler

So, I'm on the long drive home from LA over the ThanksGiving Holiday...

my wife asked if I like to listen to a podcast of a fishing show... I'm not very tech aware and have never listened to a podcast... I needed a laugh, " how about some comedy.." and remembered this laugh out loud special I streamed on Netflix from...

Bill Burr   " let it go... "   awesome... she looks it up and here it is,,,,

 http://billburr.com/

click on the podcast an enjoy...  you can still stream " let it go off... : netflix. May need to check your anger level every now and then as I listen way too much... I also find my use of "colorful metaphors" fly more easily these days, but, what the hey, it's the Holidays!!!

frigging funny stuff, this guy kills me....   

last podcast is not his, good comedic friend of his just died so he did not feel like being funny this week...

  Here's a little snippet that should get the point across.....