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Topic: FUNNY STUFF......  (Read 1715747 times)

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sharky

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sharky

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piski

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Catch & Repeat


sharky

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Pisci....F#@$& LMAO!!!

"Thats not funny Jake, I'm at work, phone your dad"..............


PISCEAN

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Piski, those were F'in hilarious
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piski

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Quote from: sharky
"Thats not funny Jake, I'm at work, phone your dad"..............
I think that's my favorite one - the mom's response is priceless.

A couple for NCKA:

KAYAK I SWEAR. Scroll to "Dad" 3rd down: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/%5C/page/4/

Pics or it didn't happen. Scroll to the 2nd one down: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/%5C/page/6/
Catch & Repeat


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« Last Edit: November 03, 2011, 07:02:09 PM by yester »


MANBEARPIG

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« Last Edit: August 03, 2011, 10:48:44 PM by MANBEARPIG »
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." -Thomas Edison


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Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

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Repair Shop Sign.  Carabao English Version.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabao
« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 01:38:15 PM by FishingAddict »
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Elmer Fudd Has His DAY!!!!



Part Two....

« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 02:34:11 PM by otobepelagic »
NCKA Angler of the Year 2010 1st Place, 2009 2nd Place, 2008 3rd Place          


Living the dream before I can only dream of it.......


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Elmer Fudd Has His DAY!!!!



Part Two....



THAT'S ALL FOLKS !!! :smt003
Tad
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otobepelagic

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NCKA Angler of the Year 2010 1st Place, 2009 2nd Place, 2008 3rd Place          


Living the dream before I can only dream of it.......


Weimarian

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15 most viewed autocorrect fails

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-top-15-most-popular-dyac-texts-of-all-time/
 
I just wasted an Hour on that damn site :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 I finally had to get off the computer and now three customers are still at it laughing so hard I think they might injure themselves... Sooooo funny I can't breath :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
my new name should be Ostridge. Got my head in the sand. Going fishing and letting go of the other stuff I can't control anyway!


 

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