FUNNY STUFF......

To date, 84 people have donated $7165.69 to the MLPA fund for our brother Mooch!!! 

   

   

The Pay It Forward Paddle event raised $6839.00 for Joel.

[Bungle]

How come everyone driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone driving slower is an idiot?

Stoggie

Nice.  I miss ol' George.

[Harputmanuki]

 

 This from a South African commercial for Gaviscon, an antacid.   

 It  illustrates what can go wrong when someone who is ESL (English as a second language) 

 writes the punch line for the advertisement

 

 

 
 

 

 



 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Andy1976]

That was funny.  Did you find that on engrish.com or some thing like that?

[Harputmanuki]

Emailed from work.
Kent

[Jeffrm20]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/as--TpEylRk&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/as--TpEylRk&rel=1</a>

[Darius]

League of Superheroes on Friday night.

Superman was so bored came by and said hello to Batman

Superman: Hey yo Batie its Friday and no crime wanna hang out and get some biatch yo I mean?..

Batman: So sorry Superman I need to fix the bat mobile it got fucked up from joker a few nights ago..

Superman: Tsk man, that's fucked up, its cool your too uptight anyway!

Superman Flew on his way to Capt America, using his X-Ray Vision bump to Spiderman,

Superman: Hey yo Spidey wassup man, you wanna hang and find some biatch? I need to release my stress bro,

Spiderman: Are you kidding me Krypto? I am all wrapped up to my fingernails how do you think I can bang anyone on this costume? I can only do that when I'm peter parker..

Superman: Nevermind I dont think you can get laid if you are peter parker your too nerdy doug..

Continue to Capt Americas Place using his X-RAY seen wonder woman naked in bed..

Superman: HOLY SHIT!! Thats fucking awesome!! then it clicks.. wait a minute, I am faster than speed of light I think I can score on her without her even realizing it... he dove down on the ground made his move.. bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam whoosssh and he is done!

Wonderwoman: What the fuck was that?

I have no idea but my ass is burning! Invisibleman replied

[AlsHobieOutback]

Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/TLXjXDZnoZ4&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/TLXjXDZnoZ4&rel=1</a>

[Usagi]

http://www.miniclip.com/games/sneeze/en/

[yester]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HX60m9CxIoo&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/HX60m9CxIoo&rel=1</a>

[yester]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eQ79pCJBcJ8&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/eQ79pCJBcJ8&rel=1</a>

[yester]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/lwnXpkyRsFM&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/lwnXpkyRsFM&rel=1</a>

[Jeffrm20]

Bad news is, I had to take him down after two days.

I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. I think they were pissed off they dropped their donuts, personally.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

[Usagi]

OH

MY

GOD...

BEST holiday decoration EVER!!!!!

 

[Danglin]

Impressive.... 


 That's Funny!!!! 

[Bird]

Classic Jeff!