FUNNY STUFF......

Whats wrong with this pix???

Whats wrong with this pix???

theres no handle or seat cover... 

the back story to this video is that some guy took some acid then locked himself in the closet and started seeing shit &talking about it whatever random things were going on in his head , someone recorded it then did this with it

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That Johnson song was funny.  The last part was the funniest.

My name is Zee and I'd like to welcome you to another installment of NWKA's Andy Jade and his wonderful Chum Bucket. Sit back and enjoy "The Horse Lady Chronicles"

Volume 1: http://www.northwestkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,4038.0.html
Volume 2: http://www.northwestkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,4131.0.html

My name is Zee and I'd like to welcome you to another installment of NWKA's Andy Jade and his wonderful Chum Bucket. Sit back and enjoy "The Horse Lady Chronicles"

Volume 1: http://www.northwestkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,4038.0.html
Volume 2: http://www.northwestkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,4131.0.html

I guess I have not made enough posts on the NWKA site, Zee, the system won't let me view the thread . . .

A group of NCKAers spend weeks planning the perfect going away camping and fishing trip for Mooch at Sonoma lake.

Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's fiance puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your fiance into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday!  Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my fiance came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want."

Here I am!

this from Rosemary Chalmers KSCO morning Host:

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an
> Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State
> Troopers.
>
> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
> wife," said one trooper...
>
> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
>
> The troopers looked at each other.  One said, "We have some bad news,
> some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
> first?"
>
> Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
> first."
>
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
> found your wife's body in  Kachemak  Bay ."
>
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,  "What's
> the good news?"

> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
> pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and
> we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
>
> Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
> great news?"
>
> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

 

A group of NCKAers spend weeks planning the perfect going away camping and fishing trip for Mooch at Sonoma lake.

Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's fiance puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your fiance into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday!  Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my fiance came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want."

Here I am!

Now I understand Mooch's problem with women, they don't understand he has his priorities straight.

Whats wrong with this pix???

theres no handle or seat cover... 

or seat warmer