Kelsey food Oct. 3,4,5

Ok enough!  If you are contemplating coming this weekend,  please don't bring anymore food unless you can take it back home
without it spoiling.  In otherwords, if you bring something, make sure it can survive the 90 degree plus heat we are expecting and
the trip back home with you. If it is not eaten, we have to pack it out.  So, please be responsible and take your leftovers home with you.  Also, please don't skip out before we are completely cleaned up on Sunday.  So there it is.  It's showtime at Kelsey Bass Ranch.    

I'm bringing 250 whole chickens, half a pig and 400 heads of lettuce.  Just kidding.  I will try to stop by my moms restaurant and get some more ice though. They have an ice machine.

I'm bringing 250 whole chickens, half a pig and 400 heads of lettuce.  Just kidding.  I will try to stop by my moms restaurant and get some more ice though. They have an ice machine.

 

 

Ben, if I stop by will she fill mine up? I have two medium sized and a little bigger.

Ben, if I stop by will she fill mine up? I have two medium sized and a little bigger.

Not sure. Don't think her ice machine is that gigantic so it depends on when you drop by.  I'll be there tomorrow mid-morning.

I will call you I am down that way to check 

Don't need to bring Chilimac (you can but...) We have soooo much food for sat lunch.....

Hey my chilimac is really good. Maybe I'll bring shit on shingles instead. 

Hey my chilimac is really good. Maybe I'll bring shit on shingles instead. 

Both sound good.  After I got out of the military I made SOS (the breakfast version) at home.  Probably more spice but mmmm good. 

I like chilimac...
but then, I like SPAM too.  SPAM now comes in many flavors.  Teriyaki for example;



Glorious SPAM!!

*Do you know why there is a little knight in shining armor on the SPAM can?  SPAM was mentioned in a Monty Python skit once.

Look at all the flavors!  Next year; a SPAM event at Kelsey;



This photo must be old.  It doesn't show the Chorizo SPAM, the Jalapeno SPAM, Black Pepper SPAM,

OH!  and Maui Snow SPAM!



Also;
Pineapple, Macadamia Nut, and Hawaiian Rainbow.

Yes,   Mooch would be proud,,,,

A Lover of Spam indeed,,,

Costco run had me cursing how small costco carts are when ya really need them,,,

So here's a breakdown of what I got ;

4 tri tips. There big
24 count Hambuger patties
36 count Hot Dogs
12 count Brats
3 pak of sliced Turkey ( we also have 2 smoked birds ready to go)
6 loaves of bread and buns for dogs & Hamburgers approximate, no extra buns if your bringing more meat, we will need more buns
  ketch up , mustard, relish
  3  2 1/2 lb paks  of sliced Tilamook sliced cheese
  2 cases if gatoraid, 1 case water
  case if Hershy Choacolat bars and a big box of Gram crackers, still need marsh mellows and coat hangers for kids to roast them
  plates, cups, case of paper towels
  2 cases if breakfast Gronola bars
  case/box of Fuji Apples, No Nore Apples!
  1 big bag of Kusters just add water pancake mix
  10 lbds of link breakfast sausages
  2 large bottles of syrup
  big tub of " I can't believe it's not butter!"
  1/2 gallon of Half and Half

Plastic utensils
2   30  variety pak of Sun Chips
Flat and a half of hard boiled eggs

DON`T FORGET WIFFLE BALL  !!!!

Never left the truck

yeah Don!  That'll make a turd! 

Jerry while I admire your passion for Spam(pork shoulder and ham) Your Cardiologist is a little bit sad about it.....