Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Granted.

   You are bobbin on the big blue sea.  Ooops, YOU are the lure! 

   Wishin I was a kid again!

Granted, you are a kid again, this time a kid goat, you develop a powerful urge to butt things with your head as you wander onto I-5..

I wish I weighed as much as I did in highschool.

Wish granted--you now weigh the same as you did in high school...after successful surgery to remove all 4 limbs, as a result of getting run over by a bassboat in the Delta.
I wish I had a 1971 Oldsmobile 442.

Wish granted--you now weigh the same as you did in high school...after successful surgery to remove all 4 limbs, as a result of getting run over by a bassboat in the Delta.
I wish I had a 1971 Oldsmobile 442.

daaaang that was a good one. props!

your wish has been granted.

you now have your vehicle but it has a flaming rainbow paintjob that cannot be removed and covered in stickers that have "Pride" inuendoes and your home phone number on the side with "For a good time call" on the side in addition it has those ghetto 28" rims that the hoodrats have on their cars.

I wish i had unbelievable strength that far surpasses any person on earth.

Wish granted

With all that strength you accidentally pull your pecker off.

I wish to catch a 15 lb verm to break the Ca state record

OMG!!!! Hhahahahahhahahahah


Wish granted....
 Before you get the certificate filed for... A 12 yr old girl on shore with a barbie pole gets one bigger...

I wish people could discuss (whatever) without fighting...

Wish Granted Ron...but the only way to prevent in-fighting was to employ a stickler from the Federal Communications Commission to oversee/approve/edit every single post...the FCC works very slowly so your "WTG" reply usually takes 2 weeks to post. And the only emoticon available is this one: 

I wish I won the lottery so I could buy new kayaks for all my friends!

Wish granted now your Rollin mc hammer style no money and no friends.

I wish I could win the yak at yakhoppers event!!

Wish granted now your Rollin mc hammer style no money and no friends.

I wish I could win the yak at yakhoppers event!!

Wish granted, but during the card game with the event winner in which you won the kayak you subsequently lost your house and kid's college fund.

I wish I never saw this thread.

Granted.

You're eyes are gouged out by an angry sand dab rendering you blind.

I wish for world peace!

I wish some one would give me a Hobie outback and none of you guys could corrupt my wish,

double wish granted and rules broken:  you have a hobie outback but on your first trip on the ocean you are blown out to sea where the drive pedals break.  Then the kracken comes up and mistakes tho hobie for a snack...

I wish there were more salmon in the American River.

Wish granted...
so many salmon swim up the river you can't see the water. Then they all die. The area near the river smells so bad that home have to be evacuated and now you live in rio linda

I wish cell phone plans were cheaper

Granted.

   The price of cell phone plans drops.  They become soo cheap that you acquire one.  Problem is, your new# belonged to a crack dealer.  You are mistaken for him, sentenced to prison time where you're cell mate is Scott Peterson.

I wish to be rid of this flu .... seriously, anybody want it?