Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Your wish has been granted.  The game has begun once again, but you now addicted to corrupt-a-wish and have become room mates with Lindsay Lohan in a rehab center.

I wish someone else would take my wish

Wish Granted!

But by forfieting your wish, you are exposed to the dark side of corrupt a wish.  Every previous wish has now befallen you.

I wish for every bouncy house in my neighborhood to be punctured and defleat on those loud mouth kids.

Your wish is granted.

   Since the kids have no more bouncy houses, they decide to play in you're house.  A group of them make it their home.  You soon find out they are Kardashian offspring.

I wish for a new car

Wish granted...

Your new shiny 1971 pinto station wagon is in the driveway where your other car used to be...


I wish It was friday so I was already fishing this weekend...

Wish granted,

But once you arrive on your numbers you realize you forgot all your tackle.

I wish for a travala s heavy with an avet sjx

Wish Granted ...
BUT on first hook set you hear the flaw in the rod crack and the splintered break cuts your line ..buy buy 8o# butt...

I wish I could paddle faster than a hobby can "Flipper"

Your wish is granted...

   You soon find yourself in the bedroom with "flipper", a paddle and a ball gag. 

   I wish I had time to complete all my "to-do" items so I could fish

Wish is granted...

Your wife will see how wonderfully you got those things done and forever keep refilling the list resulting is no time to fish.

I wish it was impossible for me to tip over in my yak... ever.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it got bolted to the cement in your driveway never to see water or move again... (but hey ya won't flip over again) 

I wish I could take a month off and go to Tahiti or other exotic location to chill and fish...

Your wish is now granted, you are gutting fish while in the icebox freezer.  My wish is why did I do this???

You're wish is granted...

   You are banished from the NCKA community forever

   I wish for a sustainable, monetary, raise at work

Your wish is granted!

You are now the overworked with lots of money , but no time to fish.

I wish to catch a 30 pound salmon on a fly rod

Wish granted, however your salmon not only broke your flyrod, but when you look closer you notice it is actually an anemic 6lb salmon that has swallowed 24lbs of AA batteries.

I wish I had a big fat juicy steak for lunch.

You're wish is granted!

The chef brings you out a fat, juicy, raw cow anus for lunch

I wish for the largest assortment of lures available

  You now have the largest collection of lures in the world, but  have lost your lust for fishing...  now you only lust for cows  and male models.   
   
     Wishin I was fishin