Corrupt-a-Wish Game

OK, I am sitting at work, bored as usual, let’s start something…

The game is called “Corrupt-a-Wish” and the way it work is this: I will start the game with a wish, and your job is to corrupt that wish, then post a wish of your own..

Let’s pretend I wished “I wish I had the fastest kayak in the world!” Then Totes comes along and says “wish granted, only now your kayak is so fast that you have achieved Escape Velocity and have been ejected from the Earth and into Orbit!”

Then Totes posts “I wish I shot a giant buck!” then Baitman comes along and posts “Wish granted, you have shot a giant buck, but now the uninjured 3400lb, elephant-size animal is furiously angry and looking at you..…” and then he posts,,,, Well you get the idea right?

So lemme start this,

I wish I had a million dollar lottery ticket!

Wish granted exept that as you picked up your first check. a tweeker shoots you and steals the money. You die and get nothing....


 I wish fishing paid enough to retire and fish all day....

Wish granted exept that as you picked up your first check. a tweeker shoots you and steals the money. You die and get nothing....


 I wish fishing paid enough to retire and fish all day....

wish granted.  But while fishing all day the same tweeker figures out your schedule, kills you and takes you yak.

I wish that damn tweeker was gone...

Wish granted the treeker is gone but now you have 4 tweekers living with you.

I wish all my wishes would true and not get jacked.

Granted, Then as you were sipping a beer you thought look at that Idiot over there... Obama sticker, chevy volt, stupid vegetarian Rastafarian wish he would just explode... AND HE DOES and you are killed in the debris from the blast...

I wish I would loos some weight...

wish grated....you are now a meth addict and have no teeth.

I wish I could go hunting this weekend!

wish grated....you are now a meth addict and have no teeth.

I wish I could go hunting this weekend!

Wish Granted, but have to go hunting for RHYAK's teeth..

I wish I fished up a genie in a bottle!

Granted, but it is Jofar and that pesky parrot and you get drug into that whole Disney world and disappear forever into Disney children's films. Your plot is foiled and you end up living in south sac never knowing that it actually happened...

I wish that i never wished to loose weight 'cause I liked my teeth!!!!
 
(I am sooo taking this game to Facebook and my friends, Sorry this is too much fun for just one forum.... Thanks for being bored and starting this game )

You're wish is granted....

   You attend every known NCKA potluck & explode from over eating.

   I wish I could swim like a fish

You're wish is granted....

As you swim out into the open sea, you nick your knee on a coral spire. the blood trail attracts a GWS and you perish like all fish do...

I wish I could fish like Mantanaska!!!!

You're wish is granted....

As you swim out into the open sea, you nick your knee on a coral spire. the blood trail attracts a GWS and you perish like all fish do...

I wish I could fish like Mantanaska!!!!

Wish granted, but now you look like Matanaska.

I wish I had a job that let me go fishing.

You win!

Granted, your job is now fishing, fishing turds out of a stuck drain behind a stadium after "Burrito Night" at a Raiders game.

I wish I was married to a swimsuit model!

Have a nice Honeymoon

I wish this game would end

Your wish is granted the game has ended...  But now your stuck getting married to your super model above...

I wish this game could go on for days...