FUNNY STUFF......

Woman whose ex- won't return her suitcase retaliates by auctioning the locations of his secret fishing holes

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/8132996/Fishing-spots-sold-on-Trade-Me-after-breakup

5 sec VW belt Change

Even I find this funny...

http://economy.money.cnn.com/2012/10/10/california-texas-richard-fisher/

White House responds to successful petition to build a Death Star

"This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For"

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

     It was soooo cold this morning.        I saw a bumble bee wearing a yellow jacket.

 

Move over Tebowing, here comes Te’oing

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/01/17/move-over-tebowing-here-comes-te%E2%80%99oing/

my set from opening the Show last night.

Trip to the vet...

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

    "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."

    "Yes, I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting."

    "No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."

    "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

    "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

    Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

    When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

    Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.