FUNNY STUFF......

NWS

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Not sure if this one has ben posted all ready or not but here it goes,


How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
Four skin divers!

WELL WORTH WATCHING!!!



The Mechanic & the Customer
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7452561

i swear i posted this already once here. but, let's try again.

from England, with a grocer's perspective;

Here is a good one

Miranda Warning

A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.

She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."

The drunk says:

"Tits."

 

Beer stats.
 
 
 
This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men gradually turn into women.
   

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing is considered necessary!!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
 

I just got off the phone with a friend in Boston.


He said that since early yesterday morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the freezing wind is increasing.  His wife has done nothing but sit around with her nose pressed against the kitchen window.  He says that if it gets much worse, he may  have to let her in.

I just got off the phone with a friend in Boston.


He said that since early yesterday morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the freezing wind is increasing.  His wife has done nothing but sit around with her nose pressed against the kitchen window.  He says that if it gets much worse, he may  have to let her in.

He must be trying to duplicate your avatar?
 

C'mon guys, several posts were just removed.....any posts crossing the line and overtly degrading race, religion or sex are gonna get axed.  Save the racy stuff for when you're hangin with the boys.

I guess no one like's my redneck and mocho male sense of humor I was just told that my last few jokes were removed and not exceptable ! lighten up all life is to short to get worked up over humor ! dont make moutians out of mole hills !

You hit it right on the head Matt. You offended people. Its easy to do that with jokes. 10 people might find it funny and the next will be offended. This is a community and to co-exist in the community everyone must be considerate of others. You're making this a bigger issue by posting your response.

-Brian G

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Fishing??? 

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