FUNNY STUFF......

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A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

 He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't  know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel combo are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50
 

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

 He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't  know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel combo are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50
 

LMFAO priceless !

So true story.

A kind of crusty hospital administrator on one of the forums I subscribe to posts "At 58 I got married for the first time a few weeks ago. The only downside is she has a cat. I wanted to the most arrogant thing in the house, but I guess I'll have to forgo that for the cat. And, no, I didn't get her pregnant."

A guy from Oz replies, "Congratulations -- I hope all goes well -- and I'm glad the cat is not pregnant"

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Freaking haliours ! the wife and I sitting on the coush busting up

here's what happens when you give a dog a power bar as a treat just before nap time.....

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/steve-gets-arrested-again/

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/steve-gets-arrested-again/

...is that dood for real

Yes he is I have seen other one's of him getting arrested on you tube !

here they are

When do you cross the street?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/02/finger-flipping-crosswalk-sign-fixed/?test=latestnews

These two guys are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen.
http://www.spokesman.com/video/2010/dec/03/brave-target/

These two guys are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen.
http://www.spokesman.com/video/2010/dec/03/brave-target/

I concure !!! poster childern for dumb ass !!!!

These two guys are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen.
http://www.spokesman.com/video/2010/dec/03/brave-target/

Fake...from what little I understand about .50 cal's the shockwave alone would have f'ed up the dumbass wearing the helmet had it been real. 

These two guys are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen.
http://www.spokesman.com/video/2010/dec/03/brave-target/

Fake...from what little I understand about .50 cal's the shockwave alone would have f'ed up the dumbass wearing the helmet had it been real. 

It very well could be fake, but I've shot .50 cal into cardboard targets and it doesn't do anything more than punch holes in the cardboard.