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The answers are all "d". How did you do?   

Matt Allen at Clear Lake

go to google maps... under directions type  A: japan, B usa.. hit directions.. see line 38....
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Cletus is passing by billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees billy bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John deere.
Buttocks clenched, billy bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he let's his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you doing, billy bob?"
"jeez, cletus, ya scares the snot 'outta me!" exclaims billy bob. The obviously embarrassed, he says, "me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

Good one Jeffrm20


here is another one for you all to watch.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

These guys have 5 of these on the interwebs...
http://www.youtube.com/user/thejuicemedia#p/u/1/KBzR0-j0O0o

 

 How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!  AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .


I'm sorry. What was the question?
 

 

here are some diving cartoons enjoy