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Topic: FUNNY STUFF......  (Read 1720528 times)

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mickfish

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That was f'ing beautiful, mickfish.  :smt005
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That was a good one !


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here  is one of my all time favorites


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Outsmart a woman? Are you kidding?

     A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've been asked to go Trophy Abalone diving with my boss and several of his friends for some trophy Abalone diving. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, Please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. Could you also get my dive gear out of the garage ? We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh ... and please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas. We have the new CEO with us, and I'd like to look presentable during our poker game night. The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend, he came home a little tired, but otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he got any trophy abalone ?   He says, "Yes! Lots of tens and one 11 incher." He continued, "But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?" The wife replies, "I did. They're in your dive bag."  Never, never, NEVER ... try to out smart a woman!


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good one matt :smt003, cameron


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« Last Edit: September 08, 2010, 08:49:26 PM by yester »


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hey guys check this dude out , for real just watch this! my uncle tried to show me this and im like " wat is this crap"  tunred out to be one of the funniest videos on youtube and its gone viral
www.mossdalemilitia.com
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"But really though, I dont know how my wifes cucumber melon bodywash got in my dive bag"


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that's a good one jeff  :smt005


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hey guys check this dude out , for real just watch this! my uncle tried to show me this and im like " wat is this crap"  tunred out to be one of the funniest videos on youtube and its gone viral







ATTENTION!     A.GARCIA YOU MUST WATCH THIS..... :smt009

PS: Andy, you are a sick sick man my friend.  :smt005 lol


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"WHAT DOES THIS MEAAANNN?"


acid?mushrooms?
www.mossdalemilitia.com
 once you go yak , you dont go back
"But really though, I dont know how my wifes cucumber melon bodywash got in my dive bag"


 

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