FUNNY STUFF......

Or maybe Ted Kennedy.  He coulda used that rig at Chappaquidik

I'll have what he had!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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I love m girl but not that much!

 

WHAT IS COURAGE

Forehead Tittaes

Wii for Women

Couldn't get this to copy right, but you get the idea

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PETA would love this...... (got this from FB via Mickfish)

...too much to drink + flip flop = dilemma!!!

I've felt like that. Sometimes barefoot is best.
I like it when he sits down, gets the slap on, then just rests, thinking about his next move.

Classic one Mooch!

PETA would love this...... (got this from FB via Mickfish)

That was a good one.