FUNNY STUFF......

So true!!!!!


 

WHat do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro Cinco! 

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipe.

 

Love it!!

Sincerely,

Jim

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
 

Sincerely,

Jim

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
 

Sincerely,

Jim

LOL, oh man, they are making fun of my company 

Gary Coleman was laid to rest today.  He was buried in a customized casket, and the undertaker loved the little guy so much he made a nameplate and put it on the casket.  RIP little guy.

Coroner's report stated he died from different strokes.

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i love when people cant control there laughter under sensitive times , this video has happend to me before under different circumstances

like one time at work i was holding a team huddle and this dude showed up with a jacked up haircut that i think he gave himself , i lost control and made a fool out of myself and brought others along as well , i pretty much gave up on trying to gain my cool and had to walk away ...poor guy with the haircut   just picture a haircut being wrong with missed spots and not in line with head...cant explian it u had to be there

And you thought you had some bad days! Nothing going right? A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps itdown in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. " I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the milk man and then my dog bit me. "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all . I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve; a smart ass like you shows up and drinks the whole fucking thing!"

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1806240

good stuff thanks for the laugh

Redneck Fire Alarm

Too FUNNY! Mike, I should put one of those up at some of the Open house's I have!
 Randall