cat crapping in yard

Am I the only one who thought of the "Who Pooped the Bed?" episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when reading this thread? 

I was thinking the same thing....also try to catch the cat and maybe establish dominance by faking mating with it...when done right, it will run away so fast and never ever ever return...

Pee where they poop. I've done it plenty of times. Plus it saves water for not having to flush.

Yup, there's a parade of animals in my backyard thanks to the koi pond. The raccoons are the worst though. Sometimes, after a few beers I will go out back and pee a perimeter around the pond. It usually works for a week or so.

Am I the only one who thought of the "Who Pooped the Bed?" episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when reading this thread? 

I did it, I made the poops.

I was thinking the same thing....also try to catch the cat and maybe establish dominance by faking mating with it...when done right, it will run away so fast and never ever ever return...

Pee where they poop. I've done it plenty of times. Plus it saves water for not having to flush.

Yup, there's a parade of animals in my backyard thanks to the koi pond. The raccoons are the worst though. Sometimes, after a few beers I will go out back and pee a perimeter around the pond. It usually works for a week or so.

Mating with it? I mean I'm all for getting some pussy....but not literally! But, who am I to judge?

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Get some granulated coyote piss from the garden store, they all carry it just for cats. Putting BBs or pellets into a cat so it can die later or leave the owners with a huge bill=shitty thing to do. 9 lives my hind foot.

When ever my grandfather had a cat problem, he would trap the cat in a humane trap and take back to the owner.  He would tell them next time he traps it he'll be taking it straight to the pound.

When ever I pour bacon fat on the turds in the front lawn they also seems to disappear.

This thread made me think of this SNL skit: https://screen.yahoo.com/wade-blasingame-call-wade-000000326.html

I toss my used coffee grounds out in the front yard for this very reason. The neighborhood cats love what the redwood trees drop to do their business in. My 3 cats aren't allowed outside because of assholes that like to shoot at them. The only down side to that is they live forever.

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I caught one in the act just now..little dominance training....bet it dont come back ever....I'll miss it

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I caught one in the act just now..little dominance training....bet it dont come back ever....I'll miss it

So did you put a gag ball in its mouth so you wouldn't wake the neighbors?

Payback 

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