not humanly possible

February of last year went after steelhead on the Mad River 1 day Excursion red eye run with a couple buddies to meet up with them Humboldt County fishermen also. is there a couple of hours below the Hatchery with no luck so we all decided to cross the river. that was the last one to cross didn't realize First Step was a deep one induction water down my waders. not too much but enough to make me cold waders socks and pants socks all drying in the sun. they were having no luck then came back to my side. one of my buddies asked me did you do this I replied what. apparently somebody had relieved themselves on the trail a couple feet up the trail on my side and from what I understand it was so big didn't look humanly possible. while I was fishing there I had seen quite a few people pass behind me on the trail even some wives Tagging along you never saw somebody get back into their gear so quick And and out of that area. they still joke and rib me about it. and no it wasn't me

Don't we all have a story like that . I will save mine for a camp fire gathering and a select few.   

Alex

Sounds impressive. I think I'd have claimed it.

Pics or it never happened 

Sounds impressive. I think I'd have claimed it.

Slap it on a hawg trough and take a pic. Make sure you don't pinch and extend the lips or those AOTY nazis will DQ it 

Sounds impressive. I think I'd have claimed it.

Slap it on a hawg trough and take a pic. Make sure you don't pinch and extend the lips or those AOTY nazis will DQ it 

    LOL

Isn't  strange how time can go by and your sitting there in your nice recliner and all of a sudden you break out in laughter about something that happened some time ago..

Was it similar to this  ?

By the way... your sick eiboh . Thanks for sharing.

Alex

reward offered to attest or confession of perpetrator pet fished Mad River February of last year date of event a must to weed out the spammers and scammers. time to put this campsite laughter to rest.
 possible list of suspects Sasquatch Chewbacca Sumo

shared this tale today with a work associate. he laughed hysterically told me about an embarrassing moment of his. his story goes like this.
 small town in Mexico where he Came from 4 guys all crowded into the front of a pickup truck and all went to look at the senoritas getting out of church. while driving slowly by and taking a close look as young men will do the two people on the far-right ducked down.
 picture that two men side by side in the cab of the truck. I'm still getting a chuckle out of it days later.

shared this tale today with a work associate. he laughed hysterically told me about an embarrassing moment of his. his story goes like this.
 small town in Mexico where he Came from 4 guys all crowded into the front of a pickup truck and all went to look at the senoritas getting out of church. while driving slowly by and taking a close look as young men will do the two people on the far-right ducked down.
 picture that two men side by side in the cab of the truck. I'm still getting a chuckle out of it days later.

That reminds me once when I was in high school.  My older brother was allowed to drive the family car to school his senior year, but was ordered to allow me to ride as well.  He didn't like that and made me sit in the back seat. 
One day I got an idea;
tie a bandana around my mouth and hold my hands behind my back as if I'm being held captive.  As luck would have it, big brother pulled up next to a cop at a stop light.  My brother didn't notice the cop, he was just slightly behind is line of vision but just right for me in the back seat.  Using my hands pretend-tied behind my back, I rolled down the window, and shouted through the gage, "Help!  Shoot him!  SHOOT HIM"  My brother turned around, away from the cop and started smacking me and telling me to shut up or he'd kill me. 
The cop turned on his siren and lights, bother turned around and saw them.  He shouted that I was his little brother and the cops sorta believed him.  After checking ID's and for alcohol, we were followed back home and watched until we went into the house.  Lucky folks weren't home, but we were late for school. 

Lol!!!
When I was just out of HS, I worked for the city of Concord parks dept. Being the young kid, I was made to sit in the middle of the truck as the older guys sat at the windows.
As we approached another city truck, the older guy on the passenger side decided to pull the duck down. As the guys in the other truck looked over, I grabbed the guys head and yelled slow down .....
It took years for him to live it down
Lol!!!

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Spooner did it

Was in the ER with TLW door was open waiting for the doctor to come in and check her for a possible wrist fracture and out of nowhere I rip the loudest nastiest gas possible must have been able to hear it in the parking lot and without missing a beat I loudly pronounced her name with that tone that put the blame on her without a shadow of doubt..... She was mad for 3 days ....... The look on her face at the time ...... Totally worth it. 

Sounds impressive. I think I'd have claimed it.

Slap it on a hawg trough and take a pic. Make sure you don't pinch and extend the lips or those AOTY nazis will DQ it 

My tried and true method is to eat four or five dry ramen packets not cooked no liquid, flavor packet optional. Tell your friends to stand way back, you better have that hog trough extension.  Prepare to be amazed.

Friend of mine took his 8-12 year old kid to Mexico fishing for a week. Coming back through customs kid is asked is this your dad ... answers I dont know who he is. Since his dad is a wise ass he yells  dont fuck around.  Guns drawn and 4 hrs latter and many phone calls  they get to stay in Mexico for yet another day.