WTH? Zappy the electric pile of plastic

Early Santa Cruz wavewalker proto meets pre-torqeedo minn kota mashup. WANT!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/boa/4302267715.html

Lol.

looks like a giant crazy "adult toy"   

Fits "in" the back of a small truck. More like "on".

If Batman had a kayak...........this would be it.

If Batman had a kayak...........this would be it.

Someone should get it and paint that bad boy black.   

If only I. Had a few bucks to throw away

If Batman had a kayak...........this would be it.

Someone should get it and paint that bad boy black.   

Orange and black=McCovey cove! You coud race the Delorean guy.

I guess there is a reason why they only made 5 of them.

 

Less than 5 made.  Why doesn't he just say there were 4 made?  Lol

maybe that is the only one that actually floats.

Maybe we can do a group buy & share it.  Lol

yes, i can see it as a secret group buy and being store in a storage yard and someone can get the combo and take it out to a far away lake where no one can see you ride it
it's probably like a scooter and a fat ugly chick, fun to ride but you don't want your friend to see you with it.

 
  Ennn.. Thank you,     NO!

Saw this on another site: http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/boa/4305875862.html
 


So you want to buy a boat? Well when it comes to this boat the question isn't is this the right boat for you? The question is are you the right man for this boat? Are you man enough for this 1986 17' Boston Whaler Guardian, constructed of wood fiberglass and testosterone. Legend has it that this boat was used by Chuck Norris to travel up various South American rivers and depose multiple legitimate governments, then backload 600lbs of cocaine each trip to various parties in Beverley Hills; at which the boat would DJ. But maybe this boat isn't right for you. Maybe a boat that can take a burst of .50cal head on and keep going isn't right for you, maybe a boat that could be cut in half and still float is just not what you need (like you could cut it in half HA!). Maybe you're looking for something that you are your yachty weekend warrior buddies could use as a tender to get more ice for your gin and tonics. STOP READING RIGHT NOW, you don't have right to look directly at this great American hero. After this boat rescued American POWs from a forgotten camp way up the Mekong it was awarded the Navy Cross. They would have given it to the navy seals on it but the boat was the lone survivor. But enough history
Details
•   90hp 2008 Evinrude E-Tec 2 stroke direct injection. Under 300hrs, if you want the exact hour reading we can take it to a dealer and get out the computer. It was re-powered as the last engine took and RPG and it scratched the paint.
•   Speed: 33 knots overground, perfect for chasing down a panga.
•   Consumption: 4-4.5 miles per gallon. Let me put that in context for you; Santa Barbara to yellow banks, engage some white sea bass with some death from above, up the entire back side of Santa Cruz, back across the channel to SB on 22 gallons, and it holds 23ish. You can't beat that, many have tried. . .they all died.
•   Garmin GPS/depth sounder and a VHF radio for calling the USCG and letting them know that you engaged and took out some cartel drug smugglers on your way back across the channel.
•   You can either surf, or you can fight! Because this haze grey death machine is Gaviota hoist ready, or it can be deployed from a Chinook gunship under fire. . .either way, roll up on the ranch in this and tell people to get the F off your break.
•   Racks for 6 scuba tanks and grab rails. . .for mounting guns on. . ..not for grabbing.
If you think you are man enough for this sea beast, email me. The boat will decide if you are worthy.