Signs that YOU may have The Madness

And the affliction only worsens when you sign up for AOTY......

Reminds me of another favorite post.  Tote it's time for another recap:
http://norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=13740

Oh snap I forgot about that one! D'oh... 
It was pretty exhaustive too @ 13pgs!

You make plans 3 months ahead of time so you can drive 8-1/2 hours and hang with a group of guys with strange names (whom you have never met face to face)

And THEN begin to make plans 11 months in advance of the next one!

-If you have ever cursed out loud at a crappie…then you might be suffering from The Madness.

My son caught this infection last year or the year before when a crappie stuck him with the dorsals and then I heard my 12 year old youngest boy curse for the first time.... "bastard". I said, "Samuel David", wondering where he could hear such words  and then we laughed our heads off!

Not academic language; however, nevertheless appropriate for the time and place. We still laugh over that one. 

When you see a warning sign about a GWS and you launch anyway, you may have the madness.

Or you just put on heavier tackle haha...

Guilty on all charges, plus this one:

When you planning your vacation time around kayak tournies instead of your anniversary or spouse's birthday......

That old thread is funny as hell!!!  I can't believe how many can apply to MY daily life.  Others just don't understand!!!!!

And planning anniversary trips around chances to fish. Yeah.  I've got it.


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I like how others camouflage their scouting trips by telling the wife/gf they are taking them out on a fun outing for the day!  Lol

oh yeah one more I got busted on:

When you don't know the birth dates of your kids, but you know the next year's dates of the next GS, Albion and Y-hopper events.

And planning anniversary trips around chances to fish. Yeah.  I've got it.


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Oh so guilty!   Wife's birthday was the day before Albion.  Spent most of her birthday packing. 


Eric Morgan
Trident Ultra 4.7
Not the guy selling the Outback
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When the Dr in the delivery room is telling you what's about to happen but the iPad in your hand is open to NCKA

Thread jack! I'm in the delivery room right now, I told her I need my support group, NCKA

When the Dr in the delivery room is telling you what's about to happen but the iPad in your hand is open to NCKA

Thread jack! I'm in the delivery room right now, I told her I need my support group, NCKA

Hahaha! Beat wishes on your new arrival!

Here' another one for you
When the gifts for the baby shower is registered at Hook1!

When the Dr in the delivery room is telling you what's about to happen but the iPad in your hand is open to NCKA

Thread jack! I'm in the delivery room right now, I told her I need my support group, NCKA

AWESOME!!!

Here's a related one.

When the first pics of your newborn involve an NCKA HawgTrough.

 

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=32491.0

 

Sincerely,

Jim

... if you use a Hawg Trough to measure ANYTHING other than a fish ... you might have the madness!