Signs that YOU may have The Madness

When the Dr in the delivery room is telling you what's about to happen but the iPad in your hand is open to NCKA

Thread jack! I'm in the delivery room right now, I told her I need my support group, NCKA

Bwaaaahhhaaaaaahaaaaa!  Congrats Jeff, so stoked for you guys!

When you curse the family get together during the holidays because you only need 3 points to jump another spot on the AOTY list and you KNOW where to get them ... you might have the addiction.
 
When you start to plan ways to go on disability so you will have more time to compete in the AOTY .... you may have the addiction. 

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If, when you sit down with the Architect to design your new house, you have him raise the garage opening by 18" and then have the contractor add another panel to the garage door, just so you can drive into the garage with the kayak on top - then you have the Madness!

If, when you sit down with the Architect to design your new house, you have him raise the garage opening by 18" and then have the contractor add another panel to the garage door, just so you can drive into the garage with the kayak on top - then you have the Madness!

...when you have a room IN the house for the Kayaks AND it's better furnished than your bedroom ... you have the madness

Reminds me of another favorite post.  Tote it's time for another recap:
http://norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=13740

You spend more on GAS than WAF to go fishing.

Is that what ya meant? 

When you curse out a several hundred million dollar engineering masterpiece because they didn't make it long enough to allow you access to another launch spot - you may have the Madness

Congrats Jeff! That's awesome dude! But now you HAVE to do a hog trough shot. 

Haha if you find yourself tearing thru the dump store try to scrounge up parts for a roof rack!!
When your in the market for a car your only concern is will it haul my yak..

Better yet.  When you are shopping for a new car, your first thoughts are if the roof racks will support multiple yaks and if you have an extra NCKA sticker to put on the car.

I still think we need a sticky for this thread.

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=40637.0

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

When the Dr in the delivery room is telling you what's about to happen but the iPad in your hand is open to NCKA

Thread jack! I'm in the delivery room right now, I told her I need my support group, NCKA

I think this is THE one...

Congrats

... Earlier than delivery.  Madness is wondering what's happening on Ncka during conception!

You have the "madness" when you are assigned to do the turkey for Thanksgiving but you cook a Lingcod instead

You have the "madness" when you are assigned to do the turkey for Thanksgiving but you cook a Lingcod instead

Or you stuff the turkey with lingcod and uni

You may have " The Madness" when you have to refer to your NCKA reports to make sure you got your sick days correct when filling out your monthly time card.