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Topic: Trading abalone for pot on CL?  (Read 4706 times)

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baitNbeer

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Lmfao i would be a dam fool to spend money on a barber for something I could do myself... Mach3 on mines. Lol

Fishbucket , my buddy rizzo gifted his barber an ab because he felt bad that the guy no longer could dive and I guess on the next visit the barber said " this ones on the house" when my buddy handed over 15 dollars for the haircut , it was a thank yo
u gesture.

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Can't believe my baldness is in question! :smt011
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It is still funny though.  Abalone hoes popped into my mind.

That sounds like a T-shirt I would totally wear.... :smt003

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Lmfao i would be a dam fool to spend money on a barber for something I could do myself... Mach3 on mines. Lol

Fishbucket , my buddy rizzo gifted his barber an ab because he felt bad that the guy no longer could dive and I guess on the next visit the barber said " this ones on the house" when my buddy handed over 15 dollars for the haircut , it was a thank yo
u gesture.

 I'd say that would satisfy the spirit of the law. He offered the cash and was turned down, no expectation going in.  Honest deal as far as I'm concerned.   if my opinion matters.  :smt005.   

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he caught his Abs legally... and now he wants some pot.  Whats the problem?



     Got skunked trolling today. Got one good hit... Waited to long to set the hook and he got off.  :smt003

 
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Lmfao i would be a dam fool to spend money on a barber for something I could do myself... Mach3 on mines. Lol

Fishbucket , my buddy rizzo gifted his barber an ab because he felt bad that the guy no longer could dive and I guess on the next visit the barber said " this ones on the house" when my buddy handed over 15 dollars for the haircut , it was a thank yo
u gesture.

 I'd say that would satisfy the spirit of the law. He offered the cash and was turned down, no expectation going in.  Honest deal as far as I'm concerned.   if my opinion matters.  :smt005.   

Where's that Barber?.. I'm getting rolled for 21.50 ! :smt010

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What if I gift an ab to a hot date and she's so happy about it that it that I score that night? Would the dfg look at that as a trade or is it a grey area like escorts? Not being funny :smt001

Not sure about DFG but I bet your wife would be pissed!  :smt044
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What if I gift an ab to a hot date and she's so happy about it that it that I score that night? Would the dfg look at that as a trade or is it a grey area like escorts? Not being funny :smt001

Not sure about DFG but I bet your wife would be pissed!  :smt044
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What if I gift an ab to a hot date and she's so happy about it that it that I score that night? Would the dfg look at that as a trade or is it a grey area like escorts? Not being funny :smt001
It would be an illegal trade. She must be sleeping with you for the abalone, cuz it aint for your good looks  :smt003
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baitNbeer

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Wasn't serious about the hot date thing btw lol
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What if I gift an ab to a hot date and she's so happy about it that it that I score that night? Would the dfg look at that as a trade or is it a grey area like escorts? Not being funny :smt001

I think it all depends on whether your hot date is a "professional" or not.

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Anyone think it might have been a sting operation? They use CL to troll for perps all the time...
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Ive got three big abs in my freezer but wish I had A limit of Dungenouse instead!... :smt004...Just saying.
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Ive got three big abs in my freezer but wish I had A limit of Dungenouse instead!... :smt004...Just saying.



This sounds suspect.....the name fishmaster1 is never associated with big abs.   :smt003
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