just wanted you all to know. they are TWINS!!!!!

Anyways back to the carnage.  Water was murky murky and vis was 5-10 at best.  I only stayed in the water for a couple of hours but managed the provide some excellent customer service.  As i was cruising the bottom one of my customers, MFPB 1, got my attention and was complaining about the cramped spaces of his current residence.  Willing to serve I promptly readied the penthouse suite at the "SMACK DOWN HOTEL" and checked his ass in with a quickness.  The next dive an identical twin.  Both came out at 27 inch 4lbers.  I was also able to pull out a 16 greenling, cabbie the same size and a smaller rockfish.  Thanks for all those that helped with the KELP management.  I felt like a ninja today.  Not a very good ninja but a ninja none the less.  and as i was thinking about my stealhy ness, i became to think about how Myself and the "landlord" GWS and I have a lot in common.  name "Great White Shark" "Great White Hotplate" 2/3rds aint bad.  He weighs two tons, some times i feel like i weigh two tons.  he likes fish and i like fish.  he is stealthy, i am not. "we dont have that one in common"  but here is what we have most in common.  when my gilled twin goes feeding, the eyes roll back in his head and he mentally goes into what I call "beast mode"  that is exactly what happens to me when i dive.  Eyes roll back in the head and I just start chompin at whatever and whenever.  thanks for reading.  the samurai sword is up for grabs this sunday at SWS.  Slayfest at Pebble Beach.

Hilarious!!!  Pictures would make it even better.

Nice job on the MF eels!

"Beast mode" 

here is the double gagging eel.  the rest of the pictures are two big so i wont bother with them

Nicely written report  .....& a little bud light lime to wash those meaty eel backs down? 

Four more days! You coming Friday? 1:30? Its been over a month dude since Ive  blown my spear load...errrr spear tip on some of those monkey faced hoes. I can't effin wait man! Riggs and Murtagh, Tango and Cash, Dale and Brennan... It's gonna be the return of Hotplate and Shellback.  "Were here to f!&k $hit up." Lets do this buddy.

YEEHAW!!!!!!
 

Awesome report Darrel!!!

Congrats bro and thanks for sharing!!
 
Sincerely,
Jim

HHAHAHAHAHHA funny sh*t right there!! Right on...

shellback, i will be there complete with the LEVOV DOSKI in tow.  and yes we are going to F Poop up.  Did we just become best friends? YEEEEPPPPPP!  Want to go do karate in my garage?  YEEEEPPPPPP!

MFPB 3way!

MFPB 3way!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

That's a thing of beauty right there!

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim