HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

I might be immune...  WORK is for people who don't fish!  (bubble burst...  I'm AT work!)   

Quit making me laugh, Dan, I'm trying to be a perfeshinal!   

"You're young, and you've got your health...what do you want with a job?" Evelle Snopes

I think I am just about terminal at this point. Pass the Salmon please.

Here's my favorite all time quote (don't remember who said it first)

" Do what you love and never work a day in your life" 

Here's my favorite all time quote (don't remember who said it first)

" Do what you love and never work a day in your life" 

I think it was the guy in the welfare line.

I think it was the guy in the welfare line.

   "You took the words right out of my mouth" 
"I guess all great Mikes think alike"

I think it was the guy in the welfare line.

   "You took the words right out of my mouth" 
"I guess all great Mikes think alike"

yes we do!
When ya headed up to Apple Hell..I mean....Hill????

When ya headed up to Apple Hell..I mean....Hill????

Don't tell the wife but the fishing is pretty good at Sonoma and Mendo right now I hate crowds and we have plenty of apples in Sebastapol.

Here's my favorite all time quote (don't remember who said it first)

" Do what you love and never work a day in your life" 

I feel ya Mooch. It worked for me.
Z

For a temporary fix there is always Intermittent Non Tasked Effort-Reducing Notional Exploratory Time, or INTERNET

Here's my favorite all time quote (don't remember who said it first)

" Do what you love and never work a day in your life" 

I can vouch for that!  Sadly, while I love being a karate teacher the pay matches the workload... 

For a temporary fix there is always Intermittent Non Tasked Effort-Reducing Notional Exploratory Time, or INTERNET

And its offshoot, Professional Occupation Resentment Nuetralizer, aka PORN...

  Oh Sensei!

Yeah, but PORN can lead to you getting Fully Integrated Recess of Earning Duties, or FIRED and that would put you on What Every Lowlife Finds Acceptable Residual Earnings, aka WELFARE