HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

   I hereby nominate Hunters Pa as bacronym KING (Keen Inventive Name Guy).

Yeah, but PORN can lead to you getting Fully Integrated Recess of Earning Duties, or FIRED and that would put you on What Every Lowlife Finds Acceptable Residual Earnings, aka WELFARE

Which may lead to them becoming People (Often Assbags & Cheats) Having Excessive Restricted Species, aka POACHERS... 

So...porn leads to poaching?  Some of the guys in this group are doomed, I'm telling you.

.....anyway, how about those niners