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From my buddy KEN:

Sally had a nagging feeling she had something stuck in her teeth

"This will be soooo cool once I get my FF installed..."

Once Sally went black she just couldn't go back...

Z

Once Sally went black she just couldn't go back...

  Come on Z you can do better than that.

I'm wanting for Adam to chime in with    A maize-ing

Texas my @ss....you should see how we do it in Nebraska.

sallys discovers everything in Texas IS bigger

Homeland security checker: "lady, I dont care what it is, you cant carry it on"

Never take gardening advice from the Jolly Green Giant.

Sally visits the Manatusk Valley in Alaska and just can't help herself.

Sally couldn't take full advantage of the 2 for 1 sale.

Rachael is once again thinking "These heels are fucking killing me".

" Does this make my ass look fat?"

 

Great posts everyone!

1.  Good golly miss Molly, you got the Jolly Green Giant's corn.

2.  "Long Tall Sally... Yeah, we are going to have some fun, some fun tonight"  quote from Beatles' Long Tall Sally

3. Yellow "ain't" mellow, it is butterly and deliciously hot!

" Does this make my ass look fat?"

 

Corporal Sheila thinks to herself, "That stupid genie...I asked for a Major Colonel..."

"Where's the BEEF?"

Enough with the corny jokes.

Fight sex-toy addiction.

PETA Vegetable Hunter with Record Catch
 
Cellulose Based Breast Enhancement Goes Awry

NCKA Member Protests Genetic Modification of Vegetables


Thanks for getting my brain started guys too funny I'm leaning toward

Jimmy Crack Corn My Ass
Jimmy Crack Corn's Love Child Sighted
She will be Seeing Yellow for Days