Caption Help

I have a friend who posts a picture every week and we have a friendly competition for the best caption. This weeks picture cracked me up but all I could come up with are "Don't Squeeze the Charmin" or "I hate Costco" pretty lame so I need your help any ideas?

I'm all ears!

My other suggestions aren't so 'clean'

Who needs a man??
Orville Redenbacher would be proud.
You think this is something you should see the cube of butter!
I'll be seein' yellow for months.

"And they say that size doesn't matter..."

I'll be seein' yellow for months.

Jimmy Crack Corn my ass! He needs to come over and crack this #@$%! corn!

Jimmy Crack Corn my ass! He needs to come over and crack this #@$%! corn!

 

"And they say that size doesn't matter..."

 

size matters.....classic.

Jimmy Crack Corn my ass! He needs to come over and crack this #@$%! corn!  that's funny but a little long maybe just
"Jimmy Crack Corn My Ass"

"And they say that size doesn't matter..."  Good but too easy

Keep em coming

"And they say that size doesn't matter..."  Good but too easy

Reminds me of a girl I once dated...ok, I'll think harder. 

Ok, how about:

"Can you hear me NOW!?"  (playing off ewb's "all ears" joke)

or

"Day One: Heidi begins to regret her newest vegetarian fad diet..."

this genetically altered corn is gettin out of hand

gavin newsome's solution to the world hunger problem

you should see the size of the hole

Noticing the escalator is broken, Luoise exclaims "Aw, shucks!"

ba-da-bum

"I am Cornholio"!

(bevis and butthead)

Stoggie