,.,.,.,.,.*** A Fishing Derby Story***.,.,.,.,.,

...Big Jim responds with "I'm sorry Mr. Wild Life Officer.....I'm color blind and I also had a few modelos before pulling the trigger...besides, I was aiming for the monkey face eel...."

The Wild Life Officer then...

... responded "that's OK," and proceeded to elegantly remove his version of a dive hood revealing his flowing blonde dreadlocks.  With conviction, he raised his flipper and offered Jim a pair of green crocs and plaid pajama pants.  Jim then responded by... 

[sorry, I stumbled onto this thread, read it, loved it, and decided to contribute]   

... responded "that's OK," and proceeded to elegantly remove his version of a dive hood revealing his flowing blonde dreadlocks.  With conviction, he raised his flipper and offered Jim a pair of green crocs and plaid pajama pants.  Jim then responded by... 

...removing his pinky from the canary rockfish and exclaiming “Oh man, I need a fresh pair of crocs and plaid PJ’s to trade my buddy Darius for a used kayak!” Jim then shook the Officer’s hand (way too hard, as always) and called his buddy Darius to trade his newfound crocs & PJ’s for a kayak. But, when Darius answered the phone, he said...

... responded "that's OK," and proceeded to elegantly remove his version of a dive hood revealing his flowing blonde dreadlocks.  With conviction, he raised his flipper and offered Jim a pair of green crocs and plaid pajama pants.  Jim then responded by... 

...removing his pinky from the canary rockfish and exclaiming “Oh man, I need a fresh pair of crocs and plaid PJ’s to trade my buddy Darius for a used kayak!” Jim then shook the Officer’s hand (way too hard, as always) and called his buddy Darius to trade his newfound crocs & PJ’s for a kayak. But, when Darius answered the phone, he said...

Sorry I was sleeping and none of my wives would wake me!