Go Deep at Moss

Eric was dressed for snowmaggedon, with sweats over longjohns all covered by his new drysuit.    I was like, hope you brought Gatorade cuz yous bout to get yo sweat on.  Sure enough about 2 miles out, we was perspiring like two ho's attending church.  Peeled off my sweatshirt, eric ditches some upper layers and we go back to trolling, mooching, and trooching.

Q:  'Sup w the 2 fine-as-hell creel census chicks working the south ramp at Moss?  Something about a hot chick wearing drab olive and holding a hog trough . . . hubba hubba.  DFG's consolation prize for low salmon numbers, I guess.  Pull up to the launch, and the brunette asks, "What were you guys doing?  omg, FISHING???  Is that a water gun?" (referring to my bilge pump)  Like we had just paddled 4 miles off shore to play frickin' tiddlywinx or something!  The blond asked no such dumb questions.  Was about to show them a monkey faced eel, but they were only interested in salmon.

HAHA Yeah the drysuit was WAY overkill. But I had to give it a shot. Its gonna be sweet the other 99.9% of the time I fish.

I was gonna comment on the census chick but I know you all would say....WHAT NO PICS! Maybe Kirk can get their names! They were pretty friggin' good looking. No water gun fights between us. But I did fling the squid eggs at Martin!

Was about to show them a monkey faced eel, but they were only interested in salmon.

You're outa control! 

Itching to bloody the deck on the next go round.

hopefully not with the "eel!" . . .

Maybe Risso's?  These were seen off of Monterey this weekend.  Also some Orcas buzzed the Bodega fleet the other day up by the river.  Way to get out (way out) and give it a try!


-Patrick

Maybe Risso's?  These were seen off of Monterey this weekend.  Also some Orcas buzzed the Bodega fleet the other day up by the river.  Way to get out (way out) and give it a try!


-Patrick

yep risso's....that was the fin shape! WHEW mystery solved.

Just read that they feed almost exclusively on oceanic squid.  Kind of makes sense it was a risso's, given all the squid in that area.

Fantastic report gentlemen!!  Way to keep me laughing Martin!  Glad you got out, although i must have missed your call.   

Q:  'Sup w the 2 fine-as-hell creel census chicks working the south ramp at Moss?  Something about a hot chick wearing drab olive and holding a hog trough . . . hubba hubba.  DFG's consolation prize for low salmon numbers, I guess.  Pull up to the launch, and the brunette asks, "What were you guys doing?  omg, FISHING???  Is that a water gun?" (referring to my bilge pump)  Like we had just paddled 4 miles off shore to play frickin' tiddlywinx or something!  The blond asked no such dumb questions.  Was about to show them a monkey faced eel, but they were only interested in salmon.

Should have told her it was your junk pump and that it was her lucky day as she was going to get a hands-on tutorial as well as get a chance to experience its affects.

The key word here is "peddled" 9 miles

Actually, the key word is "pedaled."   

Yer killin me, Dilbeck! That m/b my 1st unintentional typo, ever. Although, I supposed these 2 c/b accused of peddling pedal yaks lol.
There were orcas south of you guys, near Mulligans Hill. They were spotted by numerous boaters, including a friend who confirmed ID.  But it sounds like you guys were visited by the Rissos.

Yer killin me, Dilbeck! That m/b my 1st unintentional typo, ever. Although, I supposed these 2 c/b accused of peddling pedal yaks lol.
There were orcas south of you guys, near Mulligans Hill. They were spotted by numerous boaters, including a friend who confirmed ID.  But it sounds like you guys were visited by the Rissos.

Yeah we first said orcas but the fin was more dolphin like, they were grayish and they were small fro whales. Oh and from what I hear Risso's have yellow fever hence following the asian member of our twosome for 30 min.....

Way to give it a try fellas. Hey Eric, how's the legs from pedaling 9 miles? I'm sure
you had a nice workout.

Jedmo

We are almost there and Yakuza says 'ummm I don't have a license' WTF its April how can that be?

no kidding martin...its mid april for chirst sakes...you slacker!!
I remeber talking to you abt this mid january!!!

I was at the ramp on Sat. and I never saw no census takers...damn..
I was though yakking Elkhorn sleuth with family so I had to pretend I wasn't looking..

cool you saw the Risso's...was the first thought "landlord"? eric must have been wondering what that funky smell was on the ride home.

next time pics of the honeys please.

dave