On the Lamb!!!!!!

Isn’t that what they use to say in those old B&W gangster movies?

Just received this voicemail on my cell. Looks like I’m high tailing it South of the boarder 

Adios Amigos 

“Activities and money laundering frauds done by you the investigation team of our department and the FBI are investigating more about this case file we are trying to reach you for the last time to verify about such activities just in case we will not hear back from you it will be consider as an intentional fraud and the lawsuit will be _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ under your name in order to get more information and talk to the Social Security office or kindly press one repeat press one to connect your call to Social Security officer thank you…”

Does that mean no South Bay Holiday Hoe-Down next year? 

Look out CDM is apparently a connected guy...a goodfella perhaps?

Look out CDM is apparently a connected guy...a goodfella perhaps?

If he was a wiseguy, he'd be hiding low.

reminds me of the phone call I got last year:

Me: Hello?"
Him: "I'm agent so-and-so from the IRS and you are being investigated for tax evasion. please provide your SS# for verification".
Me: "You are lying."
Him: (in a stern, LEO tone) "No, I'm agent so-and-so from the IRS and you are under investigation"
Me: (laughing) "You are LYING to me. The IRS doesn't make phone calls, they send letters."
Him: "Well, go F*** yourself. (hangs up)
 

I can protect you for a small fee.

Does that mean no South Bay Holiday Hoe-Down next year? 

It's name and location is just changing "Really South Bay Holiday Hoedown" 

Does that mean no South Bay Holiday Hoe-Down next year? 

It's name and location is just changing "Really South Bay Holiday Hoedown" 

Magdalena Bay Holiday Hoedown has a festive ring to it.

I get this one....with a heavy Indian accent..


“ I got your name by the drug enforcement agency and the police station I want you or Your attorney to give us a call back on 209-488-2478 I repeat the _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ number _⁠_⁠_ you get quarters of the Social Security Administration department is 209-488-2478 don’t disregard this message it is a very serious matter call us back immediately_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_…”



Gonna call back and say I’m Antonio.

I get an email with a subject line of a password I used many years ago, says I know your password and I took over your computer camera and videos you jerking off to porn. Ship .5 BTC or else I’ll send video of you jerking off to everyone on your contacts list.

lol

I get an email with a subject line of a password I used many years ago, says I know your password and I took over your computer camera and videos you jerking off to porn. Ship .5 BTC or else I’ll send video of you jerking off to everyone on your contacts list.

lol

I saw your vid looked like you were wrestling with a little neck clam 

My most common call is from the guys offering a great percentage rate on my credit cards.  I push 1 and speak to them, and they always go through the same script:  "Hello.  How are you doing today?"  "I see that you pressed one wishing to get a better percentage rate..."  "I see that you always make your payments on time and that you try to pay more than the minimum..."  "What is the balance you are carrying on all your cards?"  "Which card has the highest balance?"  "What's the expiration date?"  "In order to pull up your statement and tell you your most recent payment and balance, I need your credit card number that starts with..."

So they're ALWAYS trying to get the victim to actually read out their credit card number!  Obvious total scam - unless you're compromised/old/senile/dumb...

I go through all of their questions - slowly and with many little side diversions.  I eat their time.  When it comes to the credit card number, I give them this:

8    6    7    5    3    0    9 - then I ask them to repeat it back.  One out of every three or so gives it back really nicely, and then I sing, "Jenny, Jenny - who can I turn to?!"   

This often results in them calling me a C%$*sucking Motherf$^&%er and being told to go F*#$ myself.

Ooo, I like that one! I gotta remember that drill, perfect! Frickin scammers.

 
  I needed a good hardy laugh after last night work issues!  This was it.   Sorry you gota scram dude!

I get an email with a subject line of a password I used many years ago, says I know your password and I took over your computer camera and videos you jerking off to porn. Ship .5 BTC or else I’ll send video of you jerking off to everyone on your contacts list.

lol

I saw your vid looked like you were wrestling with a little neck clam 

He watched it a dozen times just to make sure.