NCKA member at work

I’m a field tech for KM and I received a service call for a security robot that was malfunctioning at Samsung! I head over to see what was the problem and I find this!!!   Won aka smokonthewater  causing all the problems

File this under "don't ask, don't tell"?

I saw the similar security robot at Applied Materials in Santa Clara.  Not sure this is the one.  Looks like a friendly bot 

Its all lies.  I have video proof of alien fingering the robot...I was just hugging it for comfort.   

Its all lies.  I have video proof of alien fingering the robot...I was just hugging it for comfort.   

Now I’m confused. Which one of you has your “member” at work?