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Topic: Biggest A-Hole NCKA  (Read 6672 times)

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oldfart

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Ok old fart. You need to start working the crowd Bro. You are never  going to hit 25 pages before fishing season at this rate.
It is springtime, all is mellow.  25 pages was a winter fantasy.  Number 2 asshole has conceded.  All is lost....unless someone steps up, accepts their assholedness, and takes things to the next level.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2019, 08:33:57 PM by oldfart »
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SmokeOnTheWater

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So far the results imply that Crash isn’t even the 2nd biggest asshole.  How can that be?  He is self affirmed as such.
Is he just a wanna be braggart?

I am obviously slacking. I either need to up my game or fade into complete obscurity. I’ll probably choose the latter and pass the torch to Won, who has clearly earned it. I would like to assign my votes to Won so that Craig does not run away with the victory. I do not feel that Craig could carry the asshole torch with sufficient nuance when it is required. He’s a bit of a one trick pony, a sledge hammer who only sees things that need to be obliterated, rather than a teenage girl”s sense of friends and frenimies, which bmb has mastered and Won clearly aspires to.

Consider this my concession speech.

Doug, it is an honor you are willing to pass the torch down but we need ya.  More assholes the merrier.   :smt005
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wormguy

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Just to keep this thread going. .I'll throw out there that I always thought crash was a pretty good guy.
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Eddie

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Just to keep this thread going. .I'll throw out there that I always thought crash was a pretty good guy.
I believe it... :smt006
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crash

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Just to keep this thread going. .I'll throw out there that I always thought crash was a pretty good guy.

How's a guy supposed to front with this kind of crap floating around?  Maybe if I was out there rejecting AOTY fish I'd have more street cred.
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Sin Coast

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Winter’s over. No name-calling, please.  :smt008
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Bulldog---Alex

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Winter’s over. No name-calling, please.  :smt008

One of the biggest " Lurker " assholes there is.

Just trying to keep the thread going, unless you got some dirt on pat ?

 :smt005  :smt006

« Last Edit: March 22, 2019, 05:30:13 PM by Bulldog---Alex »
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oldfart

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Winter’s over. No name-calling, please.  :smt008

One of the biggest " Lurker " assholes there is.

Just trying to keep the thread going, unless you got some dirt on pat ?

 :smt005  :smt006
Provocateur!!!
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Winter’s over. No name-calling, please.  :smt008

One of the biggest " Lurker " assholes there is.

Just trying to keep the thread going, unless you got some dirt on pat ?

 :smt005  :smt006
Provocateur!!!

Says the guy that spawned these tangent posts a week ago  :smt044 :smt044

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=87134.0I
« Last Edit: March 22, 2019, 10:29:26 PM by Cabeza de Martillo »
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Bulldog---Alex

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Winter’s over. No name-calling, please.  :smt008

One of the biggest " Lurker " assholes there is.

Just trying to keep the thread going, unless you got some dirt on pat ?

 :smt005  :smt006
Provocateur!!!

Says the guy that spawned these tangent posts a week ago  :smt044 :smt044

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=87134.0I

 :smt005  :smt005
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Ariel Sea

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I'm going to kick "others" ass.  I assume most folks meant Ariel but he's some sort of instachick now.


That is a compliment from one asshole to another asshole.
Awww thanks bitch.  :smt008 :smt008 :smt008
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Ariel Sea

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I'm going to kick "others" ass.  I assume most folks meant Ariel but he's some sort of instachick now.

He’s still got his A game there tho. Names not changed cuz lol hahahaha

Matt Price is going to be looking for me at Shelter Cove  :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Matt Price: “hey you Ariel, remember me???”
Ariel: “Nope! wait a minute, Oh it last l bitch, her guys look lil bitch is here. How’ve you been lil bitch?”
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Tote

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Hey, you're a bitch! Suck it! You're a dick! Asshole!
OK, Now I feel I'm up to speed.  :smt011
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Hey, you're a bitch! Suck it! You're a dick! Asshole!
OK, Now I feel I'm up to speed.  :smt011

My intent was just to have a friendly jab , not something like that . To play off a qoute from another thread. Sometimes jokes work ,sometimes not.

 I have an odd sense of humor,  I thought it would be funny..ehhh not so much maybe .

Live and learn .

If anyone thinks this was inappropriate to the site my apologies, I wont do it again.

Voting closed .If a MOD wants to delete the thread ,go for it.

Respectfully,

Vic

Vic, you're being too sensitive this morning.  Get your coffee now.  This thread is funny AF.

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Bulldog---Alex

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Hey, you're a bitch! Suck it! You're a dick! Asshole!
OK, Now I feel I'm up to speed.  :smt011

My intent was just to have a friendly jab , not something like that . To play off a qoute from another thread. Sometimes jokes work ,sometimes not.

 I have an odd sense of humor,  I thought it would be funny..ehhh not so much maybe .

Live and learn .

If anyone thinks this was inappropriate to the site my apologies, I wont do it again.

Voting closed .If a MOD wants to delete the thread ,go for it.

Respectfully,

Vic

Vic, you're being too sensitive this morning.  Get your coffee now.  This thread is funny AF.

-Allen

You insensitive prick !

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