Six Tips to bust NCKA's Member's Balls

Six Tips to bust NCKA's Member's Balls

written by crash

Introduction
I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA, and I've noticed that lots of people have different opinions on how things should be and what we should and should not talk about.  Recently, oldfart started a thread that he was dissappointed that we didn't have a lenghthy winter thread with members at each other's throats.

While many of the members have moved on to Facebook and instagram to express their displeasure at each other, we could all use some direction in how to bring it back to NCKA and piss each other off good and proper.

Here are some tips to help

1.  Emulate someone else's posting style

This seems like an obvious one, but with the recent lack of acrimony it needs to be stated.  Pretend you are someone else, preferably someone with a peculiar posting style that is instantly recognizable.

TIP Add a photograph, include a link at the bottom to drive traffic off NCKA to your own monetized website.

2.  Hijack a fishing related thread with non-fishing related commentary

This is a particularly effective way to shitpost.  The more tangential, the better.

3.  Boycott Annie's Organic Foods

If you see AlexB, tell him to come back.  Winter isn't the same without him, and it's almost salmon season.  He's hardly posted at all since like November or something, like he's got more important stuff going on.

4.  bmb is a dick

I know you all knew that, just a friendly reminder.

5.  Cucks and Libtards and Nazis

Leave that shit for facebook.  We don't care.

Pic for attention.

Six Tips to bust NCKA's Member's Balls

written by crash

Introduction
I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA, and I've noticed that lots of people have different opinions on how things should be and what we should and should not talk about.  Recently, oldfart started a thread that he was dissappointed that we didn't have a lenghthy winter thread with members at each other's throats.

While many of the members have moved on to Facebook and instagram to express their displeasure at each other, we could all use some direction in how to bring it back to NCKA and piss each other off good and proper.

Here are some tips to help

1.  Emulate someone else's posting style

This seems like an obvious one, but with the recent lack of acrimony it needs to be stated.  Pretend you are someone else, preferably someone with a peculiar posting style that is instantly recognizable.

TIP Add a photograph, include a link at the bottom to drive traffic off NCKA to your own monetized website.

2.  Hijack a fishing related thread with non-fishing related commentary

This is a particularly effective way to shitpost.  The more tangential, the better.

3.  Boycott Annie's Organic Foods

If you see AlexB, tell him to come back.  Winter isn't the same without him, and it's almost salmon season.  He's hardly posted at all since like November or something, like he's got more important stuff going on.

4.  bmb is a dick

I know you all knew that, just a friendly reminder.

5.  Cucks and Libtards and Nazis

Leave that shit for facebook.  We don't care.

Pic for attention.

 

Hey senor #2 asshole, you forgot tip #6 or can it be found on your website?  We need a link!!

Six Tips to bust NCKA's Member's Balls

written by crash

Introduction
I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA, and I've noticed that lots of people have different opinions on how things should be and what we should and should not talk about.  Recently, oldfart started a thread that he was dissappointed that we didn't have a lenghthy winter thread with members at each other's throats.

While many of the members have moved on to Facebook and instagram to express their displeasure at each other, we could all use some direction in how to bring it back to NCKA and piss each other off good and proper.

Here are some tips to help

1.  Emulate someone else's posting style

This seems like an obvious one, but with the recent lack of acrimony it needs to be stated.  Pretend you are someone else, preferably someone with a peculiar posting style that is instantly recognizable.

TIP Add a photograph, include a link at the bottom to drive traffic off NCKA to your own monetized website.

2.  Hijack a fishing related thread with non-fishing related commentary

This is a particularly effective way to shitpost.  The more tangential, the better.

3.  Boycott Annie's Organic Foods

If you see AlexB, tell him to come back.  Winter isn't the same without him, and it's almost salmon season.  He's hardly posted at all since like November or something, like he's got more important stuff going on.

4.  bmb is a dick

I know you all knew that, just a friendly reminder.

5.  Cucks and Libtards and Nazis

Leave that shit for facebook.  We don't care.

Pic for attention.

 

I busted Ariel's balls the other day and the only tip I used was his 

Six Tips to bust NCKA's Member's Balls

written by crash

Introduction
I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA, and I've noticed that lots of people have different opinions on how things should be and what we should and should not talk about.  Recently, oldfart started a thread that he was dissappointed that we didn't have a lenghthy winter thread with members at each other's throats.

While many of the members have moved on to Facebook and instagram to express their displeasure at each other, we could all use some direction in how to bring it back to NCKA and piss each other off good and proper.

Here are some tips to help

1.  Emulate someone else's posting style

This seems like an obvious one, but with the recent lack of acrimony it needs to be stated.  Pretend you are someone else, preferably someone with a peculiar posting style that is instantly recognizable.

TIP Add a photograph, include a link at the bottom to drive traffic off NCKA to your own monetized website.

2.  Hijack a fishing related thread with non-fishing related commentary

This is a particularly effective way to shitpost.  The more tangential, the better.

3.  Boycott Annie's Organic Foods

If you see AlexB, tell him to come back.  Winter isn't the same without him, and it's almost salmon season.  He's hardly posted at all since like November or something, like he's got more important stuff going on.

4.  bmb is a dick

I know you all knew that, just a friendly reminder.

5.  Cucks and Libtards and Nazis

Leave that shit for facebook.  We don't care.

Pic for attention.

 

I'll cut you bitch.

Hey senor #2 asshole, you forgot tip #6 or can it be found on your website?  We need a link!!

I just lost a bet.  I had the over/under on finding a regular who can count past 5 at 3 pages.

sonnovabitch

TIP Add a photograph, include a link at the bottom to drive traffic off NCKA to your own monetized website.

This is my favorite one. This and the "reports" that are just someone's Youtube video and nothing else.

As a moderator I think I might start just deleting such "reports". Hehe. 

 

whoa I was about to say what was the 6th tip lol

is it still winter lol

is it still winter lol

I got out to my car this morning and there was a heavy marine layer with a characteristic summertime smell to it.  It smelled like salmon season.  Unmistakable sign that winter is almost over.

Are you sure you're not the #1 asshoole????   If not, maybe you should try harder. Maybe you have an inferiority  complex

is it still winter lol

I got out to my car this morning and there was a heavy marine layer with a characteristic summertime smell to it.  It smelled like salmon season.  Unmistakable sign that winter is almost over.

Noticed the early morning marine layer that also reminded me salmon season is near. Yes !

whoa I was about to say what was the 6th tip lol

is it still winter lol

Tomorrow

I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA ...

Must be intense competition for #1

Thanks for the article 

I'm the #2 asshole in residence here at NCKA

Keep trying.  I got BMB, SmokeOnTheWater, and CDM ahead of you.  A few others come to mind, but you probably edge them out.

-Allen