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wormguy

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August 07, 2016, 10:25:19 AM
Only in Brazil?

Hearing an Olympic kayaker may have capsized after hitting a submerged sofa. Story of day & possibly the week if true. #kayaksofa #Rio2016    :smt005
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August 07, 2016, 10:27:46 AM #1
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August 07, 2016, 10:36:54 AM #2
Can't make that up!
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August 07, 2016, 01:43:07 PM #3
Caused by an irresponsible couchsurfer no doubt.
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August 07, 2016, 03:54:23 PM #4
So many dirtbags....so little dirt.
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August 07, 2016, 04:03:44 PM #5
Holy sofa!
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August 07, 2016, 04:07:27 PM #6
I wonder if it was made by Sofa King...because it was Sofa King in the way!!!!!!
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August 07, 2016, 05:53:36 PM #7
Good thing he didn't bump into a Great White Sofa, it woulda been all over for that guy.
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August 07, 2016, 07:11:12 PM #8
With these puns, You people should be placed under armrest.


I'm siting this one out.
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August 07, 2016, 11:08:47 PM #9
Sounds like he was a lazy boy
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August 08, 2016, 06:59:22 AM #10
Quote from: FishingForTheCure on August 07, 2016, 11:08:47 PM
Sounds like he was a lazy boy

I recline to comment on that...
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August 08, 2016, 08:43:40 AM #11
Sofa king what?
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August 08, 2016, 12:12:23 PM #12
Man! I thought we had crapagators in the Sac River.
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August 08, 2016, 12:57:31 PM #13
Quote from: Tote on August 07, 2016, 04:07:27 PM
I wonder if it was made by Sofa King...because it was Sofa King in the way!!!!!!

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August 15, 2016, 04:16:00 PM #14
Boxers over briefs :smt044
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