Business Opportunity

So I’m having a spinal injection done today to hopefully stave off having my neck fused.
It was supposed to be at 2:15. They called and wanted to move it to tomorrow...NFW! I gots plans. (gots intentional)
So it threw off my schedule a bit. I go to get ice because at 2:30AM I am headed to Albion to just eat and drink and chill.
I get 4 blocks and a 20lb bag from a grocery wholesaler here in town.
Old school registers.
The total is $9.55, I give the girl a $20.
She has to break out her cell phone to calculate the change. FUC#ING ID-I-OT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It pissed me off more than my appointment being moved.
I only share this with you because I have a business opportunity in which I want to include my NCKA brothers and sisters.
It’s an @ss wiping app.
Your cell phone, through infrared technology and it’s low proximity to the ground (pant’s down) will know when you are taking a s#it.
All you have to do is pre-program the app letting it know how long it takes you to grind one out.
After the set amount of time, it will call you, send you a text message, and a voice mail, reminding you to wipe your @ss.
To facilitate matters, you can use the phone to actually wipe your @ss (as long as you have the new waterproof (JIS7) phones), negating the need to respond to the call, text, or voice mail.
You can clean that off as well with one swift flush.
So??? You guys on board???
Now I’m off to surgery.
If I don’t make it, run with the idea.
Later!

 


Good luck on the surgery. Hope to see u soon!

You sure she didnt pull the phone out to take a pic of the guy still paying with cash? 


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Maybe she was setting her phone to the "low proximity to the ground "

You are almost ripping my new app off. Its called Shitbit. It tracks your bowel movements by weight, solidity, shape, color, velocity etc. Extra points for turds resembling Donald Trump.

How soon can I down load the app? 

Since you don't have a phone probably not a good idea.  But I know your mind is always going but these kind of ideas seem to come more when you are medicated for the surgery so let's see what twists to your idea come after a little narcotics. 

You sure she didnt pull the phone out to take a pic of the guy still paying with cash? 
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THAT was a good one!

Since you don't have a phone probably not a good idea.  But I know your mind is always going but these kind of ideas seem to come more when you are medicated for the surgery so let's see what twists to your idea come after a little narcotics. 

I went w/o drugs...just nutted it up.
Mainly because I didn't have anyone to drive me home. 
You don't need a designated driver if you forgo sedation.

Extra points for turds resembling Donald Trump.

All Turds resemble Trump

Glad to know the PO hasn't taken your sense of humor yet

Glad to know the PO hasn't taken your sense of humor yet

Just my dignity.

No matter what happens, just get you and Becky HERE! I do hope you have a smooth drive. Don't forget about hwy37, drag races this weekend, it's all jacked up over there.

Good luck, let me know if you need anything. I'm just chillin too at Albion, cooking a variety of game. Let me know what you want and I will being it.

If you need a ride just call me.