Orca company

http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/orca-bites-the-back-of-mans-sup-paddleboard/#jSbPcT38D0QTIbiC.97

OK, its not a fish, I know.  But still, paddling up against a pod of these would turn my shorts into a brown trout hatchery

I agree lol

The pickles had an orca encounter in Trinidad harbor a couple weeks ago. No brown trout sightings reported.

any shading of toilet paper is also relevant in this matter.

any shading of toilet paper is also relevant in this matter.

Not humanly possible.