Sea Lions 1, Orca 0

http://wn.ktvu.com/story/29244568/fake-orca-meant-to-scare-off-sea-lions-runs-into-trouble

really misleading article... the sea lion contributed nothing to the failure of the fake orca.. just a flooded engine. 

So, if I make my kayak look like an orca, will it keep the sea lions away?

Nothing that RockHopper couldn't take care of from 200 yds away.

Yeh this blew up on the Google + feeds and of course ignited a serious flame war when someone explained to the ostrich people that the alternative might could be shooting them.

Amazing how many uninformed bleeding hearts there are who think these are the little cuddly stereotypical poster critters, and not the full grown size of a white faced Hereford that cause so much damage to everything.

So, if I make my kayak look like an orca, will it keep the sea lions away?

More impotantly, if I make my kayak look like an orca, with it keep the Landlord away ?

So, if I make my kayak look like an orca, will it keep the sea lions away?

More impotantly, if I make my kayak look like an orca, with it keep the Landlord away ?

You mean a baby orca, by comparison in size...  Seems like it might attract the landlord!