Daddy Issues

So here's the deal. My folks are riding the train out, dad wont drive out here in Hollywood (daddy issue #1). Other than spend time with the kids and me, we dont have lots of choices on what to do (daddy issue #2). I would love to get him in a kayak, but he won't (daddy issue #3). You cant take him in public because he is way more redneck (racist) than me (daddy issue #4). So that leaves staying home (daddy issues #5). My dad smokes (daddy issues #6). When he smokes he goes out back, where my dog lives, and Gunny doesn't like dogs (daddy issues #7). Dad also farts a lot (daddy issues #8). And, sometimes, they aint farts (daddy issues #9). My pops, doesnt wear pj's (daddy issues #10). Heaven forbid he mounts my mama, in MY HOUSE........... (daddy issues #11).

But I am stoked they are coming and I am going to do my damnedest to get his butt in a kayak!

 

Careful Rich.
With all those daddy issues you a perfect mark for all the cougars out there.

That would be action, I will take it! #letsdothis

Sounds like all the issues would fall into issue #3.

Careful Rich.
With all those daddy issues you a perfect mark for all the cougars out there.

Either that, or he'll become a stripper and make poor life choices until he ages out of the profession.

Hey Rich I have a OK Aegean you are welcome to borrow

I think he might like a trip to SF for this.   Better hurry though, only continues for another few days. 
https://www.sfballet.org/tickets/production/overview/program-3-2015

I have the perfect Kayak for him to use!!! Is he a veteran? HOW event at Hennessy on the 14th...

http://www.kiwikayak.com/angler.htm

I could bring it or you can come pick it up in Weimar/Auburn... let me know...

Thanks guys! Yeah, 'ol pops is an interesting cat, pretty sure he wont get in a boat let alone a kayak, just a dif kinda guy. I know we will have a great time and will find sonething he will enjoy. Being he is a small town guy, I am thinking cruising 49 and the gold rush history stuff. 

Take him gold panning - (another hobby of mine)
Take him trap shooting,
Take him to the mall to watch all them "callyfornies"!

Oh, and I got a 14' PA he can borrow - super stable.

Take him to Old Town Sac. ... train museum or something.

That is actually a great idea! He was a train nut, and.......wait for it. ............Joe's Crab Shack! 

Daddy issues & now crabs!