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Topic: Watch out for the vagina kayak...  (Read 1854 times)

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G-Whiz

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I would ride her vagina any day of the week! :smt003 but it looks like its gona be a wet ride :smt007
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I was convinced the title was a typo, but I was wrong.  Just not sure why someone would do that. 
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All jokes aside, the take home message from this: be grateful we live in the United States. As totally stupid an idea as this may be, and whether its "art" or "smut" or just plain garbage, is it really something that one should be indicted for ? Absurd.  :smt011
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CptSloppywood

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that's one big vagina!!! :smt005


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So if it's a vagina, and you're inside it, that makes you a...______


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All jokes aside, the take home message from this: be grateful we live in the United States. As totally stupid an idea as this may be, and whether its "art" or "smut" or just plain garbage, is it really something that one should be indicted for ? Absurd.  :smt011

Agreed.
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Take that crabbing!
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Not going to make the obvious joke about fish smell...
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How is it that they celebrate the penis and not the vagina.   Something is wrong with this picture. I am all about praising the vagina. I heart vagina.  :smt044
« Last Edit: December 25, 2014, 07:20:49 PM by Bulldog---Alex »
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Did the 3-D printer get the color right??  :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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MontanaN8V

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That's racist! See, I can say that, because I am racist.
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Bulldog---Alex

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That's racist! See, I can say that, because I am racist.
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Tote

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Did the 3-D printer get the color right??  :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Anything but...
It was in reference to being unhealthy.
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