NCKA Holiday Hoedown - Southbay- Rescheduled to December 19th

Another place would be Stuft Pizza in Milpitas.

It's small, but lots of IPAs on tap there and flat screens everywhere.

Another place would be Stuft Pizza in Milpitas.

It's small, but lots of IPAs on tap there and flat screens everywhere.

$8 for a pint of beer 

So, like, NORCAL Kayak Anglers will be having a Holiday hoedown in Socal land? San Jose, were the hell is that? 

Just friendly chop-busting. 

How about the original gravity public house?

Gravity is kinda small and it gets packed.

So, like, NORCAL Kayak Anglers will be having a Holiday hoedown in Socal land? San Jose, were the hell is that? 

Just friendly chop-busting. 

You're not a Jeffersonian?

So, like, NORCAL Kayak Anglers will be having a Holiday hoedown in Socal land? San Jose, were the hell is that? 

Just friendly chop-busting. 

You're not a Jeffersonian?

He's from Southern Jefferson.  The northern Jeffersonians disown them.

-Allen

pls explain the jeffersonian joke, for us ESL'ers

The State of Jefferson is a proposed U.S. state that would span the contiguous, mostly rural area of southern Oregon and northern California, where several attempts to secede from Oregon and California, respectively, have taken place in order to gain statehood.

Northern and Southern Jeffersonians all agree that we'd like to stop sending all our water down to Socal-ers.

Down there you guys party with "Ex-Kayakers?" What's up with that?    Do they have, like, a logo with an outboard motor crossing a ling cod....

Northern and Southern Jeffersonians all agree that we'd like to stop sending all our water down to Socal-ers.

Down there you guys party with "Ex-Kayakers?" What's up with that?    Do they have, like, a logo with an outboard motor crossing a ling cod....

Nah....the logo is more like a boat with over limit stacks of dead lingcod piled clear above the gunnel.   There's a clear trail of exhaust in the air and floaters trailing behind me.  The color is iridescent cause of the sheen of oil I like to leave behind.  I'm at the helm.....madbumming a sixer of bud playing slalom with kayakers and cyclists.  My crew is raiding crab pots and randomly throwing two pound lead trolling weights overboard, just because.  I have a shovel on board to dispose of hippy carcasses, should the need arise.  And there's an army of boats behind me ready to raid Poland. And we party with Somali pirates.  And we do it all to the tune of "you know my steez" by gangstarr. 

That's the ex-kayakers logo

Northern and Southern Jeffersonians all agree that we'd like to stop sending all our water down to Socal-ers.

Down there you guys party with "Ex-Kayakers?" What's up with that?    Do they have, like, a logo with an outboard motor crossing a ling cod....

Nah....the logo is more like a boat with over limit stacks of dead lingcod piled clear above the gunnel.   There's a clear trail of exhaust in the air and floaters trailing behind me.  The color is iridescent cause of the sheen of oil I like to leave behind.  I'm at the helm.....madbumming a sixer of bud playing slalom with kayakers and cyclists.  My crew is raiding crab pots and randomly throwing two pound lead trolling weights overboard, just because.  I have a shovel on board to dispose of hippy carcasses, should the need arise.  And there's an army of boats behind me ready to raid Poland. And we party with Somali pirates.  And we do it all to the tune of "you know my steez" by gangstarr. 

That's the ex-kayakers logo

I'll take a wife beater and an urban sombrero with that logo please 
Do you have yoga pants too? 

Doesn't Harry's have a large banquet room?   I'll check it out today.

Nah....the logo is more like a boat with over limit stacks of dead lingcod piled clear above the gunnel.   There's a clear trail of exhaust in the air and floaters trailing behind me.  The color is iridescent cause of the sheen of oil I like to leave behind.  I'm at the helm.....madbumming a sixer of bud playing slalom with kayakers and cyclists.  My crew is raiding crab pots and randomly throwing two pound lead trolling weights overboard, just because.  I have a shovel on board to dispose of hippy carcasses, should the need arise.  And there's an army of boats behind me ready to raid Poland. And we party with Somali pirates.  And we do it all to the tune of "you know my steez" by gangstarr. 

That's the ex-kayakers logo

Dude, that is truly funny.  Way two thumbs up! (or whatever appendages).

Haha you madbummer!