Fish carcasses and triple digits

Jan and I have been experimenting with the whole sounds only young people can here. Free downloads online.  We, cause were older can no longer hear them, but those young people can and it annoys the crap out of them!

I just come out to check the mail dressed like this.....pretty sure they get the hint.

Or, take the opportunity when my son is with me, when we go to get in the truck, point this out to him.

Squid is the way to go.
Also, get some chalk and make an outline near their spot. Then spill some red paint.

I checked on some of those sound things. I bet, there is some tech punk, laughin his ass off, counting the hits and clicks by old farts like me, replaying the sound, over and over again, trying like the dickens to hear SOMETHING! They should program it, so that after four or five clicks, a really loud SCREECH! Plays, and we crap ourselves!

I had to work on the ATD bait mobile before and Squid is the answer... Mix in chicken liver with a touch of shit (yes shit!!!) to get it perking I don't care how high you are... Your not hangin' in the area long (the Poor Bastards at sanitation in Lodi are going to kill you dead  )