To Pee or not to Pee

I don't even need to be wearing a wetsuit...

Ha - that was a major selling point for my wet suit - double front zipper Just point & shoot...

Peeing is no big deal. #2 is the scary one. I only did it once in an extreme emergency situation off the Marin coast. What a horrible exposed feeling to drop trouser and hang off your yak doing your business!

I'm not one to think too much about sharks normally but it felt like some instant karma was about to bite me in the ass! 

I could imagine how flashy and shiny my white bum looked from the murky depths below! 

Hope to never do it again!

-Eliot

Peeing is no big deal. #2 is the scary one.
-Eliot

Center hatch, paper bag and a rock. 'Nuf said.

I've taken several deuces on the water...peeling off a full 7mm dive suit, taking a crap and putting it back on is NO fun.

Nathan sharkbait has it down to a science though...I swear he takes a dump every single frikkin time we are out there!

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

I've taken several deuces on the water...peeling off a full 7mm dive suit, taking a crap and putting it back on is NO fun.

Nathan sharkbait has it down to a science though...I swear he takes a dump every single frikkin time we are out there!

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

That's why he always getting those big fish......he's not spearing em he's dropping depth charges 

Who has A pick of Guitarzans bull kelp piss funnel?????

I'm getting older..on good days a rainbow works...other days I aim for the scupper hole so I dont piss all over my leg...which does not matter except I smell like a bum when folks wanna chat after you land......washing the front dbl zipper suit in a few drops of dish soap and on gentle once a week really makes the thing more user friendly

So I just have to asks, How many peple really have a zipper on the wet suit and use it while they are on their yak.

Have 2-way front zipper and use it...

Salt -> rainbow or scupper shot
Fresh -> gatorade bottle or shore

LOL!!

I piss myself diving.

I piss myself fishing.

Yes, I stink after.

No, I really don't care.

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

I share your view Jim. I don't really care. A friend bought a new suit and wouldn't pee in it. Hilarious watching him squirm the entire dive miserable.

LOL!!

I piss myself diving.

I piss myself fishing.

Yes, I stink after.

No, I really don't care.

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

I share your view Jim. I don't really care. A friend bought a new suit and wouldn't pee in it. Hilarious watching him squirm the entire dive miserable.

LOL!

I have started trying to being some extra water to flush out the piss from my suit once I get back to my car...is kinda refreshing and I do stink less on the drive home. But its really no biggie.

 

Sincerely,

Jim

Hose to scupper.

Oh how the times have changed. And we have become an enlightened group. Because there was a time when I was the only one to acknowledge peeing in my wetsuit. Now it's the cool thing and everybody's doing it!   
Although, nowadays, I unzip my drysuit relief zipper and angle my hog trough. It's the next evolution of hands-free pissing. (after the last version didn't work so well: gallon ziplock duct taped onto my ...)

... hog trough. It's the next evolution of hands-free pissing.

awesome idea!    just don't CPR... LOL

Oh how the times have changed. And we have become an enlightened group. Because there was a time when I was the only one to acknowledge peeing in my wetsuit. Now it's the cool thing and everybody's doing it!