Fish takes on jetskier in Florida and wins...

About a week ago, 23-year-old Blake Nicholas Fessenden was injured after a four-foot-long (one-and-a-quarter-meter-long) sturgeon jumped out of the river and knocked him off his personal watercraft.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060817-sturgeon.html

Evidently, there are sturgeon in Florida that like PWC (persoal watercraft) as much as I do, except they actually do something about it.

That's absolutely hilarious!! Breeching dino's whacking PWC'rs!!
I thought it was especially funny that the authorities had to mention these weren't attacks

How do they _know_ these weren't attacks?  Did they interview the perp? I'll just bet that somewhere in the Suwannee River there is a Sturgeon with a jet ski stamped on his side looking for kill number 2 like a WW II ace fighter pilot. His game is now on.

I have seen BIG sturgeon jump at san Pablo...that would HURT!