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Topic: Best Voicemail ever  (Read 756 times)

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TheDudeAbides

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Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Tote

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I heard it a long time ago and forgot all about it.
I was LMAO with tears rolling down my cheeks.
Thanks for the laugh.
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ravensblack

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Holy shit.................. that was funny man.
"I always entertain great hope" Robert Frost


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I've heard that one a few times over the years.  It still makes me laugh until my sides hurt.


ex-kayaker

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lol, she's tomahawkin him!

I needed a good laugh this morning thanks for posting.
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


SmokeOnTheWater

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First time hearing this, but oh man this dude was too funny. 

Thanks for posting this, and my co-workers thank you as well, they're getting a good laugh right now.
If you ain't first, you're last.


Big J

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Oh, good God, that is funny! I really needed this encouragement as I reach another decade milestone  :smt012 Don't mess with Grandma!
2007 Kayak Connection Father's Day Freshwater Derby Champion, Women's Division

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.