NCKA membership

When logging in, reading, commenting, offering your own perspective, and endeavoring to have experiences that you can share here become part of your autonomic nervous system (like breathing...), then you are a member.   

As of right now, 7:38AM, 167 member have logged in already and gotten their morning fix!  450 members have logged in since yesterday.  In the past week, there have been 716 member logged in.  In the past month, there have been 977 members logged in.  In the past year, there have been 2027 members logged in.

-Allen

What if I never log out. Am I in?

What if I contribute, but am always a pain in the Ass? I know, taser to the nuts and its all good.

Ok so I have a really dumb question.... How can one become a member? Is there anything more than just joining the forum and showing up at the events?  Do I have to take a hit from the stun gun or something??

You're not a member till you take a handshake from BigJim 

Ok so I have a really dumb question.... How can one become a member? Is there anything more than just joining the forum and showing up at the events?  Do I have to take a hit from the stun gun or something??

You're not a member till you take a handshake from BigJim 

He'd have a better chance of surviving the Stun Gun.   

You guys are too funny!

I guess one of the aspect of being a member is adding a positive experience to the kayak fishing scene.  Be it sharing personal knowledge of how to catch fish, how to cook, or how to support certain causes just to name a few.

+1

You guys are too funny!

You think we're joking?

   The punishment you'll endure at any event is all done in love

You guys are too funny!

You think we're joking?

   The punishment you'll endure at any event is all done in love

Yea, love for the taser!   

They're not kidding shoprat, I had to take a taser to the nuts...twice!  One for each one.   

You guys are too funny!

You think we're joking?

   The punishment you'll endure at any event is all done in love

Bring it! I sleep with my eyes open...

Upon catching your first fish at an event you must gut it, stuff you anus with its contents, & then launch it from your ass..this decides your level of membership. It will be measured, theres some stiff competition here so practice up!! Dont tell anyone I told you our little secret initiation. Welcome to the club!!

Upon catching your first fish at an event you must gut it, stuff you anus with its contents, & then launch it from your ass..this decides your level of membership. It will be measured, theres some stiff competition here so practice up!! Dont tell anyone I told you our little secret initiation. Welcome to the club!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Welcome dude....all are welcome here, shoot, they even let me in. 

 

 

Sincerely,

Jim

At the next NCKA function you must wear Fred Flintstones Water Buffalo Helmet and reciet the secret pledge!

Other than that WTTM!

Don't forget, new members are in charge of bringing alcohol.  The good stuff.  Leave the Cuervo at home. 

You're not really a member til you meet a member in a parking lot for a trade or sale of gear.

Getting a contact high, being physically assaulted by Andy, or hearing a shark story by campfire light also count.

Andy wouldn't do that